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Asscreed Astrology (Part 1, 2, 3)

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the signs' character alignments

lawful good: virgo

neutral good: cancer

chaotic good: leo, pisces

lawful neutral: libra

true neutral: taurus

chaotic neutral: aquarius, sagittarius

lawful evil: capricorn

neutral evil: scorpio

chaotic evil: gemini, aries

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The Signs Living In A Magical Kingdom

King: Aries (independent, generous, optimistic, enthusiastic, courageous)

The king’s counseilor: Capricorn (responsible, patient, ambitious, resourceful, loyal)

Queen: Libra (diplomatic, graceful, peaceful, idealistic, hospitable)

Prince: Cancer (loyal, caring, adaptable, responsive)

Princess: Pisces (compassionate, adaptable, accepting, devoted, dreamy)

Knight: Leo (confident, ambitious, generous, loyal, encouraging)

Sage measter: Taurus (persistent, patient, reliable, warmhearted)

Good/bad Witch: Virgo (analytical, observant, helpful, reliable, precise)

Newspaper boy: Sagittarius (quick, independent, optimistic, idealistic)

The prisoner: Gemini (talkative, curious, witty, intelligent, good liar)

The villain: Scorpio (passionate, resourceful, observant)

The crazy motherfucker: Aquarius (’’one-of-a-kind’’, clever, inventive - original)

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pros and cons of astrology

pros: 

being a pseudoscientist

cons:

being a psuedoscientist

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When ur friends sign is cancer

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the signs according to tumblr

aries: im so UFKCIN ANGRyr FU

taurus: *eats crumbs off of tits*

gemini: garbage supreme

cancer: wine mom

leo: [Intro] I am so fab Check out, I'm blonde, I'm skinny, I'm rich, and I'm a little bit of a bitch [Verse 1]

virgo: sober

libra: the gretchen weiners to leo's regina george

scorpio: garbage supreme pt.2 (but in a good way)

sagittarius: *takes off pants* *high fives a shark* *flies into space*

capricorn: the harsh realities of capitalism

aquarius: the grateful dead

pisces: fans of the grateful dead

[astrolobee]

Thoughts on Libra Sun, Gemini Moon, and Libra rising? Thank you so much!!

anytime, man. you might be fun-loving and social. you love being with people who arent complete assholes (obviously), not because you dont wanna get your feelings hurt, but because you arent an asshole to other people. so you dont wanna deal with that bullshit. on the other hand, you might be non confrontational, a little passive-aggressive, on and off, unpredictable, etc. you dont like staying still. you dont like huge emotional displays and you try to keep your cool even when shit’s gone mad. 

song: lady in red (chris de burgh cover) by rey pila

[astrolobee]

describe a libra rising/ taurus sun & venus/ gemini moon?

romantic, sensuality is a key player in your personality and what you wanna find in people (venus ruled - libra rising/taurus sun/venus in taurus makes the influences pretty strong). you like to share your ideas (which you have a lot of) with close friends and family. i dont know why, but you make me think of those people who can sleep on any surface at any given time (HAHA i just realized your icon was a cat, nice thats so fitting). you like to engage yourself in social activities, but you still need your alone time. people might think youre apathetic and selfish. others might think youre reserved and elegant.

song: the universal by blur

[astrolobee]

Leo sun, Libra Moon, and Sagittarius rising. Thank you so very much! <3

no problem! youre optimistic and generally a fun person, although obnoxious sometimes. maybe loud and up in everybody’s business, extremely driven. youre honest and you believe in treating people fairly, you think having a lot of friends is a good thing (and it is), so that mindset really works for you. you put a lot of energy into activities that you believe will aid humanity. you may appear to be a bit messianic at times.

song: pay no mind (ft. passion pit) by madeon

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Hello :) What are your thoughts on Aquarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Capricorn Rising?

hey, whaddup! people may be put off by your initial coldness. it just seeps out of you, unemotional-ness. rough start, sorry bout that. bright side - youre incredibly intelligent. insanely smart and people look up to you for that. capricorn rising/gemini moon makes me think youre one of those people who internally scream all the time. you may look fine but on the inside, youre shitting yourself 24/7. aqua sun also helps with that “detached” feel. youre a rational thinker - thats really good, really important.

song: shadow by wild nothing

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hm hm I am a person who is a Leo Sun/Libra Rising/Aries Moon. Knock yourself out like a boxer looking in a mirror

i shall. flirty, exuberant, a little bit aggressive. you may have a tendency to be pretty idealistic, but not in an annoying way. that libra rising makes you seem diplomatic and approachable. leo sun/libra rising makes me think you absolutely get off on looking hot, like its the best thing ever (it probably is, i dont know). leo sun/aries moon might make you outwardly emotional. you may be a little hot-headed (but look at your mars sign too for that), so youre gonna wanna watch your temper sometimes. youre strong-willed and brave.

song: tears dry on their own by amy winehouse

[astrolobee]

Can you describe a cancer sun, scorpio moon, aquarius rising and gemini venus? And maybe what the person would be like in a relationship? And how a relationship with a pisces sun, taurus moon, taurus rising and aries venus would be like :3 ^^

okay this might be a bit long – or not, lets see how this plays out.you may look a bit detached at times, as if you live in your head or something like that. its hard to pry into you, not just because of your mysterious scorp moon/cold aqua rising, but because of that venus gem as well. flighty, active, flitting everywhere with boundless curiosity. sadly, that might irritate people who desire steadiness and dependability in romance. but not to worry too much, your sun and moon signs are passionate lovers (a bit less capricious than, say, a gemini venus/sagittarius sun). overall, in a relationship, you would thrive in proper emotional connection through communication. youd love conversations that would ultimately strengthen the relationship youre in. communication to learn more about the person (gem curiosity) so you can nurture and care for them better (cancer’s & scorpio’s empathy). song: st. justice by albert hammond jr.

 im not very keen on the whole “compatible/not compatible” thing, you enjoy the company of whomever you enjoy. if you want a warm, introverted, yet highly passionate lover, then youd like that pisces person you mentioned. youd both love doing stuff for each other and would defend each other’s guts out. be super-sweet and emotional. for some reason i see this couple as really domestic and incredibly adorable. hope whatevers going on with your relationships’ll work out, good luck

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i’ll be answering sun/moon/rising combination asks a bit shorter than i used to since the messages have been piling up, thanks to my dormancy (and sorry about that - ive been pretty busy.) ill try finishing them up as soon as i can, thank you for your patience!

[astrolobee]

Can u tell me about Libra sun/Pisces moon/Capricorn rising please? Thank u, and I luv ur blog sooo much! ^_^

why, thank you! a libra sun/pisces moon combination remind me of idealism and romance. the capricorn rising and pisces moon seem very conflicting but in my view, it brings balance (not just saying that bc youre a libra sun). the dreaminess of your pisces moon could at least be doused with the realism of some capricorn influence. you have a very strong sense of morality and strive to treat people with the respect they deserve (empathy of water pisces, sense of justice of libra.)

[EDIT] oh god im sorry, i forgot the song! bloom by gypsy & the cat

[astrolobee]

Guess my sign- I am incredibly sarcastic and feel quite detached from emotions most of the time. I would not hestitate to stab a motherfucker if they got in my way and believe that you have to work incredibly hard to get anywhere I life. I don't trust anyone as a rule and like being he centre if attention and admired.

capricorn. or a temperamentally volatile taurus, ahah.

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everyone @ geminis