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The Fellowship of the Ring - Planetary placements

***Disclaimer: I did take into consideration wherever a date of birth was given, but these are purely speculations, and for fun.***

ARAGORN Pisces Sun, Libra Moon, Aries Mercury, Capricorn Venus, Capricorn Mars

LEGOLAS Libra Sun, Gemini Moon, Scorpio Mercury, Virgo Venus, Taurus Mars

GIMLI Aries Sun, Capricorn Moon, Aries Mercury, Taurus Venus, Gemini Mars

BOROMIR Leo Sun, Leo Moon, Virgo Mercury, Libra Venus, Leo Mars

GANDALF Capricorn Sun, Virgo Moon, Aquarius Mercury, Pisces Venus, Aries Mars

FRODO Virgo Sun, Pisces Moon, Libra Mercury, Libra Venus, Taurus Mars

SAM Cancer Sun, Taurus Moon, Gemini Mercury, Virgo Venus, Cancer Mars

MERRY Sagittarius Sun, Virgo Moon, Capricorn Mercury, Sagittarius Venus, Leo Mars

PIPPIN Gemini Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Gemini Mercury, Cancer Venus, Pisces Mars

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Astrologically speaking: The Weasleys

So I thought it would be fun to look at Harry Potter characters' charts and see how they line up with their personality. I doubt Rowling made these characters based on their astrological charts, but let's see if there are any coincidences!

Arthur Weasley ☉♒︎ ☽♎︎ ☿♑︎ ♀♒︎ ♂♎︎ The Aquarius-Capricorn Mercury combination certainly adds an interest in unusual things. He wants to understand and revamp muggle gadgets. He doesn't fancy muggle culture just for the sake of being weird, but he seeks to find out how these things work and rebuild them in a new way (which is quite Saturnian in its own way). He's calm and easygoing, not the one to put their kids in order; a Libra Mars is much more passive-aggressive, and prefers to be free of conflict - however, when faced with injustice or foul remarks, he is fierce. Let's not forget the time he jumped into a hand-to-hand fight with Lucius Malfoy because he belittled muggles and muggle-borns.

Molly Weasley ☉♏︎ ☽♒︎ ☿♎︎ ♀♐︎ ♂♍︎ I found that Scorpio Sun mums are much more protective than Cancers. They are the true tiger mums, going to great lengths for their kids (her fight with Bellatrix - do I have to say more? Okay "Not my daughter you bitch!"). For some reason, mothers' Marses become more visible when they have children (although in Molly's case, her Sun is ruled by Mars, so it might be it) - her Virgo Mars demands order, and her magic is focused around housekeeping. However, at the same time, she is an obviously talented witch. The Libra Mercury gives her the kind, soft-spoken demeanour she uses with Harry.

Bill Weasley ☉♐︎ ☽♐︎ ☿♐︎ ♀♏︎ ♂♎︎ Now, at first glance, the oldest brother doesn't appear to be someone with such a heavy Sagittarius-influence. But let's not forget, that this sign is ruled of Jupiter, the planet of wisdom and expansiveness. He aced all of his O.W.Ls, was prefect then Head Boy, and landed his dream job at Gringotts after graduating school - all with a laid-back attitude that is enviable, at least. He worked as a Curse Breaker in Egypt (a quite difficult job), raiding the pyramids, and the official Harry Potter site called him "the Indiana Jones of the wizarding world). Besides, his rockstar-attire screams Sagittarius with Scorpio Venus.

The Four Dragons

Charlie Weasley ☉♐︎ ☽♓︎ ☿♏︎ ♀♏︎ ♂♏︎ Personally, I think Charlie's placements are dead-on. He, too, travels away from home to work in a different country, and Sagittarians do have a fascination for dragons, I found. The Pisces Moon makes him empathetic enough to understand animals (as Hagrid once pointed out, Charlie is very good with animals), while such a Scorpio-heavy chart would make a person obsessed with a particular thing - in Charlie's case, dragons. He was also a great seeker because he was focused enough to chase down the Snitch.

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Percy Weasley ☉♌︎ / ♍︎ ☽♋︎ ☿♍︎ ♀♍︎ ♂♍︎ Percy was born right on the day the Sun changed signs. His Sun is on the last degree of Leo, but I strongly believe that is star sign is indeed, Leo. He searches for and finds his importance in the orderly things. He couldn't be swayed by sheer power (as in Voldemort), rather, he is in awe of those who have a prominent status in the social hierarchy. Not only that, but the person he looks up to has to be neat and methodical, someone who demands respect with the work they do - and if there is such a person, he's more than willing to serve them (think of Barty Crouch Senior). Furthermore, craving and enjoying the exercising of authority is a very Leo trait; which he cannot get enough when he becomes a prefect, then Head Boy.

Fred and George Weasley ☉♈︎ ☽♑︎ ☿♈︎ ♀♈︎ ♂♋︎ As for the twins, I do not really see their chart matching their personality. I know that them being born on April 1 was supposed to be a playful parallel between April's Fools and their troublemaker nature; however, such traits are better matched to Gemini's. The Moon and Mars are also in signs that are notorious for order, or the very least, passive aggression. However, where I could see their charts work out is if we look at the aspects and modalities. All are Cardinal, energetic signs - no wonder they opened a shop of their own creations (remember Arthur? They must take it after him.). This also means that these signs are in stressful, challenging aspects which create lots of dynamic energies - and all of these are signs that would rather express it outwards than turn it into an inner conflict. That is also why they are great beaters: it allows them to get rid of that excess energy.

Ginny Weasley ☉♌︎ ☽♐︎ ☿♌︎ ♀♍︎ ♂♋︎ I'd say Ginny's chart is okay. With Leo and Sagittarius, she is certainly a cool girl, almost tomboyish, and great at sports which she demonstrates in her Quidditch skills - later playing professionally which none of her brothers ended up doing. She's brave and learns quickly, although sometimes overblows her incantations which definitely fits a Leo Mercury. However, when it comes to Harry - who she really is head over heels for -, she becomes unexplainably shy and reserved; and it is a good example of how a Virgo Venus makes the most confident girls downright timid.

I'll add Ron in a later one when I get to the Golden Trio. Tell me who's your favourite Weasley!

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ADD RON PLS 😭😭😭

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I was meaning to do a Golden Trio version of this, where he would have been added; but I never got around to it. :/

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would anyone like to psych my commitment-phobe ass up for getting my first tattoo? 😂🤞

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Unusual Hogwarts houses for the signs

Gryffindor: Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces

Hufflepuff: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

Ravenclaw: Gemini, Leo

Slytherin: Taurus, Cancer, Libra

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Stereotypical Hogwarts houses for the signs

Gryffindor: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Hufflepuff: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Pisces

Ravenclaw: Virgo, Aquarius

Slytherin: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

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Hey i just wanted to say i hope everything is alright, and that what ever is going will get better, Ik it’s hard but it’ll get worse before it gets better

Hey dear!

Thank you for checking on me, it truely means a lot! :) I am feeling better, especially since then I got a puppy to take care of. ❤️ I’m just a bit owerwhelmed with work (which I currenly have 3 of), but you can’t really be sad with a dog around.

Thank you again for your kind words! I hope you’re doing well and that you’re safe and healthy. ✨

Have a nice day!

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Astrologically speaking: The Weasleys

So I thought it would be fun to look at Harry Potter characters' charts and see how they line up with their personality. I doubt Rowling made these characters based on their astrological charts, but let's see if there are any coincidences!

Arthur Weasley ☉♒︎ ☽♎︎ ☿♑︎ ♀♒︎ ♂♎︎ The Aquarius-Capricorn Mercury combination certainly adds an interest in unusual things. He wants to understand and revamp muggle gadgets. He doesn't fancy muggle culture just for the sake of being weird, but he seeks to find out how these things work and rebuild them in a new way (which is quite Saturnian in its own way). He's calm and easygoing, not the one to put their kids in order; a Libra Mars is much more passive-aggressive, and prefers to be free of conflict - however, when faced with injustice or foul remarks, he is fierce. Let's not forget the time he jumped into a hand-to-hand fight with Lucius Malfoy because he belittled muggles and muggle-borns.

Molly Weasley ☉♏︎ ☽♒︎ ☿♎︎ ♀♐︎ ♂♍︎ I found that Scorpio Sun mums are much more protective than Cancers. They are the true tiger mums, going to great lengths for their kids (her fight with Bellatrix - do I have to say more? Okay "Not my daughter you bitch!"). For some reason, mothers' Marses become more visible when they have children (although in Molly's case, her Sun is ruled by Mars, so it might be it) - her Virgo Mars demands order, and her magic is focused around housekeeping. However, at the same time, she is an obviously talented witch. The Libra Mercury gives her the kind, soft-spoken demeanour she uses with Harry.

Bill Weasley ☉♐︎ ☽♐︎ ☿♐︎ ♀♏︎ ♂♎︎ Now, at first glance, the oldest brother doesn't appear to be someone with such a heavy Sagittarius-influence. But let's not forget, that this sign is ruled of Jupiter, the planet of wisdom and expansiveness. He aced all of his O.W.Ls, was prefect then Head Boy, and landed his dream job at Gringotts after graduating school - all with a laid-back attitude that is enviable, at least. He worked as a Curse Breaker in Egypt (a quite difficult job), raiding the pyramids, and the official Harry Potter site called him "the Indiana Jones of the wizarding world). Besides, his rockstar-attire screams Sagittarius with Scorpio Venus.

The Four Dragons

Charlie Weasley ☉♐︎ ☽♓︎ ☿♏︎ ♀♏︎ ♂♏︎ Personally, I think Charlie's placements are dead-on. He, too, travels away from home to work in a different country, and Sagittarians do have a fascination for dragons, I found. The Pisces Moon makes him empathetic enough to understand animals (as Hagrid once pointed out, Charlie is very good with animals), while such a Scorpio-heavy chart would make a person obsessed with a particular thing - in Charlie's case, dragons. He was also a great seeker because he was focused enough to chase down the Snitch.

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Percy Weasley ☉♌︎ / ♍︎ ☽♋︎ ☿♍︎ ♀♍︎ ♂♍︎ Percy was born right on the day the Sun changed signs. His Sun is on the last degree of Leo, but I strongly believe that is star sign is indeed, Leo. He searches for and finds his importance in the orderly things. He couldn't be swayed by sheer power (as in Voldemort), rather, he is in awe of those who have a prominent status in the social hierarchy. Not only that, but the person he looks up to has to be neat and methodical, someone who demands respect with the work they do - and if there is such a person, he's more than willing to serve them (think of Barty Crouch Senior). Furthermore, craving and enjoying the exercising of authority is a very Leo trait; which he cannot get enough when he becomes a prefect, then Head Boy.

Fred and George Weasley ☉♈︎ ☽♑︎ ☿♈︎ ♀♈︎ ♂♋︎ As for the twins, I do not really see their chart matching their personality. I know that them being born on April 1 was supposed to be a playful parallel between April's Fools and their troublemaker nature; however, such traits are better matched to Gemini's. The Moon and Mars are also in signs that are notorious for order, or the very least, passive aggression. However, where I could see their charts work out is if we look at the aspects and modalities. All are Cardinal, energetic signs - no wonder they opened a shop of their own creations (remember Arthur? They must take it after him.). This also means that these signs are in stressful, challenging aspects which create lots of dynamic energies - and all of these are signs that would rather express it outwards than turn it into an inner conflict. That is also why they are great beaters: it allows them to get rid of that excess energy.

Ginny Weasley ☉♌︎ ☽♐︎ ☿♌︎ ♀♍︎ ♂♋︎ I'd say Ginny's chart is okay. With Leo and Sagittarius, she is certainly a cool girl, almost tomboyish, and great at sports which she demonstrates in her Quidditch skills - later playing professionally which none of her brothers ended up doing. She's brave and learns quickly, although sometimes overblows her incantations which definitely fits a Leo Mercury. However, when it comes to Harry - who she really is head over heels for -, she becomes unexplainably shy and reserved; and it is a good example of how a Virgo Venus makes the most confident girls downright timid.

I'll add Ron in a later one when I get to the Golden Trio. Tell me who's your favourite Weasley!

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honestly, i'm scared.

and upset.

they imposed (even more and) new restrictions in my country - throwing us back again to the very place we've been in last march. i'm at a point where it scares the living shit out of me.

i already have anxiety attacks nightly, sometimes during the daytime. i am stressed about not only where my life is headed, not only about my general hatred towards my own body, not only about all the people who might lose their jobs, but about the 'life' that might await us after this.

economically. politically. socially. artistically. personally.

i can't even really go on. i hope you are all well. 💖

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100 good questions to ask your friends at 4:02 am when you can’t sleep (can also function as an asks list)

Are you bothered by your cosmic insignificance?

Do you mourn for a place or person you’ve never known?

Do you really think there is somebody for everybody?

Do you place any value in gender roles?

Do you have to be related to be family?

Are your platonic relationships just as valuable as romantic or family ones?

Are you in love? Do you want to be?

Do you think you can put love into categories (family, platonic, romantic, etc.) or is it just one general sensation?

Would you be happy with a life without romance? 

Are you always going to be a little in love with somebody?

Would you change your appearance if you could?

Do you have the feeling you’ve lost something you might have had in another life - whether it be a person, a place, a world, a language, etc.?

Do you believe in reincarnation?

Would you want to be reincarnated?

Do you think you’re special, or just another person amongst billions? Can you be both?

Do theoretical ethical debates have any value? Is it important people discuss ethical dilemmas, e.g. the trolley problem?

Did you have imaginary friends? Do you still have them?

Are you religious? Do you think your religion is ‘correct’?

If you aren’t religious, do you wish you were? Why?

Do you want a grand adventure?

Do you have somebody, whether it be a friend or stranger, who you think you could have loved if the circumstances were different?

How long does it take you to fall in love with somebody?Is the sensation of ‘falling in love’ or ‘being in love’ better?

Is love about convenience or something more? Can it be about both?

Do you think you really understand your gender and sexuality?

How fluid is your concept of gender and sexuality?

What’s the most life-changing choice you’ve made so far?

Are you afraid of growing old?

Would you want to live forever? How about for a billion years, a million, a millennium, a century?

Do you believe in some form of god/s?

Are your choices fated or of your own free will?

Do you have a hunch about how you’re going to die?

Do you believe in star signs?

How old do you have to be to be considered an adult?

Was your childhood happy?

What are you missing from your life?

Have you ever met someone who had a very similar personality to your own? Did you get along?

Do opposites attract?

Is your life what you expected it would be five years ago?

Do you know what you want out of life?

What makes a person ‘good’? Are you a ‘good person’?

What fundamentally matters do you?

Is freewill an illusion?

Do you create art? How do you define art?

How often do you lie? Is all lying inherently bad? Are you generally truthful?

Do you want to be remembered after your death? What for?

Is true world peace ever possible?

Do you have to suffer to truly understand the human condition? What is the human condition? How can you really experience it?

Are you free? Will you ever be? Can anyone be truly free?

Do you hold yourself to higher standards than you hold others?

What do you expect from a friend or partner?

What question could you ask to find out the most about a person?

Do you justify all your beliefs or have you just inherited/absorbed some?

Which beliefs do you have that is most likely to be wrong?

Can human really understand the complete nature of the universe, space and time?

Is a conscious what makes someone a person?

What do you think about artificial intelligence?

Do you thinks humans are obsessed with escapism (books, video games, movies, etc.)? Are you looking for an escape? Do you think that’s a bad thing?

Are we eventually going to ‘run out’ of new combinations for music, art, language, etc.? Is there a limit to human creativity?

What do you think the next era of music will be like?

What do you think the next era of fashion will be like?

Do we live in tumultuous times, or do they just seem so strange because we’re living in them?

Would you want to meet a clone of yourself? Would you like them?

How confident are you, really?

How consistent is your perception of time?

What age should people be allowed to vote? Should children and teenagers be allowed to vote?

How do you feel about the idea ‘an eye for an eye’?

What’s the worse thing a person can be?

How do you feel about monogamy?

Can you be in love with someone and still fall in love with someone else?

What’s the tragedy of your life?

Would your life make a good play?

Should people be prosecuted for crimes that weren’t considered crimes at the time?

Would you fight for your country? Do you feel a sense of loyalty to your nation?

Do you believe in gender equality in every aspect?

Do we have a moral obligation to care for others? To what extent?

Do you crave approval and/or praise?

Is there comedy in all tragedy and tragedy in all comedy?

Are you ever going to be satisfied?

When you are sad, do you listen to music that conveys your emotions or music that makes you happy?

Is your music organised by mood or sensation or do you just listen to everything at any time?

Would you marry a friend if they needed you to (e.g. for citizenship)?

Are you a deep person?

Given the chance to live your life on Mars, with no hope of returning to Earth but with the promise of scientific discovery and glory, would you take it?

Are you who people think you are?

Do you think you would be happier if you had been born a different gender, sexuality, race, ethnicity, nationality or religion?

What’s your toxic trait? Are you trying to improve yourself and fix it?

Do you anger easily?

Are you a jealous person?

If you lost all your memories, would you have the same personality?

Given the chance to reset your life (with none of the knowledge you currently have), would you take it?

Is hate as strong as love? Who do you hate?

Do you speak multiple languages? Which do you dream in? What language would you want to learn?

Do you draw meaning from your dreams, or do you disregard them?

How would you describe yourself when you love? Do you love forcefully, unconditionally, gently, quietly, desperately?

Is unrequited love real love?

Is your perception of yourself similar or the same to how others perceive you?

Are you overly analytical?

Do you ever feel that you are really a terrible person, and only act good out of societal or some other obligation?

Do you believe in magic? Are you superstitious?

What belief do you have that isn’t logically grounded, but you still firmly believe in?

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Hey everyone!

I've been learning tarot for a couple years now and I was wondering if you'd be interested in some short, simple readings?

🔮 Send in your questions here. 🔮

***I'm not feeling comfortable with readings about what another person might feel and I think there are plenty of pick a cards on youtube for that. :)***

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Tony Soprano (help) virgo sun, Leo moon, virgo rising

Never saw the series but he does seem like the kind a Virgo Sun, Leo Moon would fall for. ;) And the Pisces Descendant wouldn’t mind being involved in some shady business.

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💖 send in your fictional crushes with your placements!  💖

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Self care practices for the signs

You can use Sun, Moon, Venus or Ceres.

Aries: Meditate and try to find where you are headed - really headed. Sometime we have to stop to really get forward. Surround yourself with candles and enjoy the soft light.

Taurus: Some fluffy blankets or a self massage for the tactile stimuli you are craving. Write a gratitude list and don't forget to add something you appreciate about yourself.

Gemini: Going for a walk could give them a chance to shake off the restlessness, but reading a poem could offer just the right amount of mental engagement without overstimulation.

Cancer: Baking simulates the warmth of the home, and can be nurturing both physically and emotionally. Reminisce of your fondest memories and find ways to introduce the same feelings into your present.

Leo: Create some art (just by mindlessly scribbling out your emotions should do the trick), or compliment yourself in the mirror.

Virgo: Do that one thing you've been putting off. Write in your journal or a short story (get a diary if you don't already have one).

Libra: Exercise to build strength - physically and mentally. This can later help you lay down your boundaries. Listen to a playlist you enjoy.

Scorpio: For one day, allow the simple things of life to be just as mesmerising as the intensity you usually vibe on. Use aromatheraphy to sooth the emotional waves.

Sagittarius: Go for a hike (or a walk) and explore, appreciate the details. Alternatively, watch a movie you never have the time for.

Capricorn: Take some time to slow down and breathe. Do some breathwork and just notice how you feel. Drink your favourite tea (or preferred beverage) and really notice why you like the flavour.

Aquarius: Host an online meetup with friends; it's not the same, but everyone will feel better after. Or list the things that make you werid and why you like them.

Pisces: Read a fantasy novel that allows you to relax. Practice grounding exercises and notice what works for you.

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Hugs and best wishes for you, hope things will get better for you

Thank you for the kind message, darling! 💖 Hope you’re having a wonderful weekend!

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I’m having a terrible day, so here’s Agent Cooper being all nice and sweet in case you need a pick-me-up too.

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i have daily stomach aches because of ibs, and i have to turn down my college place offer due to financial reasons. :(

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it is done. :(

one of the hardest things i had to do in my life.