asstrology

astrology sideblog of mercury568

[astrologollygee]

Do Capricorns like getting their ass eaten?LIKE GROCERIES

confirmed

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[ubercharge]

tag which position you are, i’m ‘ian you fucking dick’

[astrologollygee]

aries: LINDA. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

taurus: That’s better

gemini: Ian you fucking dick

cancer: Ian you prick move over

leo: The Normal Sidelean

virgo: Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.

libra: Linda NO. STOP THAT.

scorpio: SelfishPrick

sagittarius: IAN.

capricorn: Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa.

aquarius: The Comfy Sidelean

pisces:  Linda. I believed in you.

[veryshypenguin]

ur either a space gay, a forest gay or an ocean gay

[astrologollygee]

space gay: leo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius forest gay: aries, taurus, virgo, sagittarius ocean gay: gemini, cancer, libra, pisces

[daisybees]

Imagine your OT3

[shakesqueerinthepark]

Person behind camera: (singing) Backstreets back, all right! Person being carried: mumbling, trying to sing along

[astrologollygee]

person behind camera: taurus, leo, scorpio, sagittarius

person carrying person: aries, virgo, capricorn, aquarius

person mumbling: gemini, cancer, libra, pisces

[mikleos-deactivated20160315]

new personality descriptors

all people can be divided into three categories:

69

420

666

[mx-metal]

Someone sort these into the signs

[astrologollygee]

420: aries, virgo, aquarius, pisces 69: cancer, libra, scorpio, sagittarius 666: taurus, gemini, leo, capricorn

[memewhore]

????????

[astrologollygee]

kid who didn’t want the sausage: aries, gemini, virgo, aquarius kid who called them a communist: cancer, leo, libra, scorpio proud parent: taurus, sagittarius, capricorn, pisces

[astrologollygee]

the signs as shit that has happened within the first month of school

aries: that guy in camo crocs with socks

taurus: there wasnt a name for an angle that was more than 360 degrees so we were going to call it the spongebob but wrote it sponeg bob so the name stuck

gemini: that time we took 3/4 of class time talking about the logistics of pigs in space

cancer: and you can use the buzzer to bleep out bad words! go *DING DING DING* yourselves" -my french teacher

leo: "you're like that cool aunt that travels a lot and wears funky clothes and gets your nieces and nephews odd presents like. happy birthday here's an antique reindeer carcass."

"...."

"Michael don't even think about it"

"bUT HOW MUCH WOULD THAT COST"

virgo: in math, we draw on our desks in dry erase marker bc it comes right off. this one person refuses to begin without drawing a cat first

libra: that guy who walked around the halls in a flower crown with a box of cheez-its

scorpio: "ants are the only true communists"

sagittarius: that pepe someone drew outside the school on the sidewalk that said "pepe is glad to be back at hs"

capricorn: that girl that pronounced dix as dicks

aquarius: whoever the hell spraypainted "team 420" on the side of the building

pisces: that girl who showed up covered in glitter with no explanation

[astrologollygee]

What your favorite Blurryface song says about you

Heavydirtysoul: I play the rock band game drums while crying in my free time

Stressed Out: Angst (TM)

Ride: I like nature and mixed emotions

Fairly Local: the >:] emoji personified

Tear in my Heart: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BLEED TO KNO-*breaks something*

Lane Boy: I'm so edgy...fuck the government

The Judge: I like this band more than I should

Doubt: I'm 13

Polarize: I'm gay

We Don’t Believe What’s On TV: I'm just here to have a good time

Message Man: everything I wear is black and I'm also gay

Hometown: my life is awful....I cry so often....my pillow....is wet....

Not Today: strangely optimistic

Goner: this song makes me happy. why tho... it's so pretty save me

[astrologollygee]

Do you think Aries and Leo would be a good couple? And whyyyyy

1. pls don't take this account seriously I'm rlly not good at giving advice and such2. I'm sorry but I don't want to answer this question because I personally had a toxic relationship with an aries (and i am a leo and all) and therefore would be biased anyhow

[weloveshortvideos]

[astrologollygee]

kid: taurus, gemini, leo, virgo, scorpio, pisces

the guy pushing: aries, cancer, libra, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

[astrologollygee]

what kind of career would you suggest for a female with sun in libra, moon in Aries, Pisces rising?

i don’t think i’m one to answer this. this blog is pretty fun, but i don’t know too much about astrology. just do what you like! of course, no guarantee it’ll pay well, but let’s hope that’s not the case

[astrologollygee]

How do I get a Aries to talk to me? I think she's mad at me but I don't know what I did? Should I leave her alone or keep trying to talk to her? -Gemini

I think you should leave her to cool down for a while, before bringing it up again. And when you do so, do so in a straightforward manner as opposed to beating around the bush or simply talking about something else. They'll come around and tell you when they feel comfortable, but you have to ask first.

[astrologollygee]

the signs as @tylerjosephsays tweets

aries: Want to hear a funny joke ? Life is meaningless and im suffering

taurus: destroy the FUCKENING government. destroy this government right now

gemini: *hops on tricycle* on my way to destroy the government

cancer: u find my laptop and open a folder labeled demos. 'sweet' u think, 'new tunes' u open them. it's all just me screaming. welcome to hell

leo: not to be fake deep but *starts screaming*

virgo: used to dream of outer space. thats why i climb so much. one day. one day.

libra: it's called ukulele screamo and its art

scorpio: metaphorically, im the man. but literally.. im still the man. have you seen me? im fucking awesome

sagittarius: why pick between eating ass and destroying capitalism when you can do BOTH at the SAME TIME

capricorn: im what the kids would call... *puts on sunglasses* relatable

aquarius: we don't believe what's on tv because of commercials. capitalism is everywhe

pisces: alright everybody this next song is called "im suffering" and it's me smashing my head into the piano & screaming. hope u like it,it's a bop

[astrologollygee]

the signs as gem fusions

garnet: aries

opal: taurus

sugilite: sagittarius

stevonnie: libra, aquarius, pisces

rainbow quartz: gemini, scorpio

sardonyx: cancer

malachite: leo

alexandrite: virgo, capricorn

[astrologollygee]

guess who just saw themselves on an instagram account

[astrologollygee]

zodiac signs as people from the sakura-con 2009 commercial

“i love sushi”:  aries “i love japan period”: taurus “j-rock!”: sagittarius “girugamesh!”: capricorn “i love anime!”: cancer “and manga!!”: pisces “and GAMING”: scorpio “uh, DDR!”: leo “smile.dk!”: gemini “HEY! get your butts to sakura-con!”: libra confused people in the background: aquarius, virgo

[astrologollygee]

no inbetweens

aries: either a stone cold bitch or the most emotional sap ever who just wants Dogs

taurus: either the mom friend or satan

gemini: ???i don't even know what the fukc

cancer: either fun and outgoing or a total dick

leo: either feels like a total god or like total shit

virgo: either a social butterfly or a total introvert

libra: either a complete social flirt or only makes out with food and watches high school musical

scorpio: either the most sensitive person ever or the most insensitive

sagittarius: either a party animal or a sleep 24/7 kinda person

capricorn: either the meanest person ever or the biggest memer ever

aquarius: either the most wonderful person ever or the most bitter person ever

pisces: either the most precious thing in the world or a still precious thing, screaming about how non-precious they are