RowanTempest

[thegreygale]

FIREFLY IS GETTING AN ANIMATED SERIES AND IT WAS ANNOUNCED ON THE IDES OF MARCH! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!

[cpunkhobie]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

[arbis-official]

three types of people

[edgar-allan-possum]

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

[belethlegwen]

@abominablesnowdude's tags are too good to let vanish

[555bunnies]

Hares and rabbits are both equally beautiful creatures

[segamascott]

[sarcasmprodigy]

Making women up like it's a job

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

@macaroni--penguin thought you'd like this one uwu

[captain-price-returns]

I don't know if full on execution is proper justice, but at least they did something.

[captain-price-returns]

jfc

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[elodieunderglass]

Oh well none of my business

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[cipheramnesia]

I bet if I keep going there's more.

[diaryofandnwoman]

[tsulasgi]

Last I checked Cherokee Nation has >450,000 enrolled members, I have a hard time believing the UKB and the EBCI would make up the rest of a million, they're smaller than Cherokee Nation. Due to the prevalency of claiming Cherokee ancestry without verifying or even when they don't actually have it, I would not consider "descendants" when calculating Cherokee population either.

[yipyipallyall]

[ID: Graphic labeled "Largest Indigenous Peoples in the Americas (2025, Incl. Ancestry)," which lists the following:

Quechua (14,760,000)

Maya (12,320,000)

Guarani (6,540,000)

Aymara (4,310,000)

Nahuas (2,790,000)

Mapuche (2,140,000)

Cherokee (1,050,000)

Miskito (890,000)

Wayúu (880,000)

Zapotec (870,000)

Mixtec (830,000)

Otomi (720,000)

Métis (640,000)

Garifuna (480,000)

Lenca (470,000)

Navajo (430,000)

Each people's name is matched with a colorful flag, presumably of their people. Attribution to @geomapas.gr. End ID.]

[andwedontlookback]

a ticket to the underworld .✦ ݁

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[macabro]

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

[macabro]

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

[ambersephone]

"he has the kind of love for her that you and i once had."

[kakastravakaianapoda]

shout out to potc character Bootstrap Bill Turner because if he did not have the galaxy brain idea to hide a cursed piece of gold from a bloodthirsty, vicious, immortal pirate crew by sending it to his defenseless child, non of the movies would have taken place the way they did.

Literally father of all time no further notes no further comments

[beemovieerotica]

[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning