ASUNICHE (Insane Anime)

I like the shit I put on here, might slip up and accidentaly put something on here that was meant for my NSFW blog so if you see something you dont like just keep scrolling. Either way enjoy :)

[erotibot-art]

[aku-no-homu]

“Oh shi… shoot.”

Lil Majin vs Qudans

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[candiikismet]

This. Is a Greek tragedy.

[phantasmalandresplendant]

an underappreciated moment from monster factory as a whole

[africant]

I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me. But I don’t really care. My own mother… thought I was a monster… She was right of course, but it still hurt.

[mamalazzer]

Infinity War Bloopers (x)

(All hail the true GOAT of the MCU)

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[fuckboyzuko]

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

[fuckboyzuko]

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

[fuckboyzuko]

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

[fuckboyzuko]

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

[fuckboyzuko]

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

[nerdgasrnz]

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

[thesanityclause]

I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.

[bugsnbites]

“I was in love with your mother but she chose someone else and then died, however I am a good person trying my best to look after you”

Yes:

No:

Thank you for coming to my TED talk goodnight

[verifiedferalduck]

Ehhhh:

[stressedsnicketstudent]

the good, the bad and the useless

[ru1ned]

[ive-been-mistreated]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[wackd-archive]

Finally reblogging with source. 

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy

[asksomecoolkids]

This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash

[shingojira]

this scene alone is the peak of child character writing 

[epicsheebs]

[nerd-nugget]

Hangry

[rainbowcookiz]

this bitch empty

YEET

[valtsv]

ratatouille went so hard and it didn’t even have to

[valtsv]

this is a kid’s movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like i’ve just been flayed bald

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

Never forget this iconic speech

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[justiceleaque]

comic gatekeepers are..wild

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

Did you spoil him back with something better

[justiceleaque]

i have done my part bye

[37q-archive]

ladjfbvldafbvsdofivubs

[sugrspellitout]

The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said “probably buying something for her boyfriend…stick to blow jobs bitch it’s not like you know what you’re looking at” so I turned around and say “Luke Skywalker dies.”

They look at me speechless, they hadn’t seen the movie yet. “What did you say?”

“I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don’t get the fuck away from me I’ll tell you how Snoke dies too”

Ruin things for gatekeeper douchbags 2k18

[autumngracy]

POWER MOVE

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉