Broken Dreams, Broken Memes

I hope you're doing swell. He/him, bi (if the url wasn’t a give away)

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[hida-rite]

[intercal]

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

[datasoong47]

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[boringkate]

Someone somewhere is the best in the world at sucking dick and it's meaningless. They aren't famous. There's no prize. It's not a competition. None of us are competitors. You don't have anything to prove. All that matters is that you keep sucking. Maybe we can even suck on it together.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

Gifted

[guiltfactory-moved]

one must imagine the elephant in the room happy

[laserwalnut]

Hi everyone

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[sunnydayaoe]

hatched all alone

[ozempicofficial]

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[fuckyoubaker]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too