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Actually I find this really funny so let's break this down

Which of the Guardians of Light does Lea actually know going into the final battle?

Sora Course he knows Sora. Everyone in the organization knew Sora. Keyblade's chosen, major piece of the organization's plans. They developed quite a rapport through the events of CoM, plus on top of that all of Roxas and Xions' personal ties to him. Completely in the loop on who this guy is.

Kairi Fellow trainee in Merlin's Funny Timespace Distortion. Strongly implied they had several conversations and got to some level of friendship. Before that, he kidnapped her. Definitely acquaintances at the very least.

Donald & Goofy Sora's funny little guys that went with him through castle oblivion. He's spoken to them a handful of times. Maybe not directly, but you know. They're around. Probably unclear on the details of why they're here, but Lea doesn't sweat the small stuff.

Michael Mouse First of all, he's a semi public figure who interacted regularly with the king of Radiant Garden, so we cannot discount the possibility that Lea saw him just. Around. When he was a kid. Don't think they ever interacted through the events of CoM or Kh2, but at least might have had one conversation while they were preparing to save Sora from being norted.

Riku I would argue there's strong evidence Lea has no idea who the hell Riku is. Yes, Riku let him and Namine go in Kh2, but Lea certainly has no idea who that guy was. He was wearing a hood! Also was wearing Ansem's face! They don't talk in DDD because Riku was too eyes on the prize to particularly care about this random guy dropping in during a fight. Lea having any understanding of who Riku is I think hinges entirely on if he poked his nose into Vexen's work on the replica program.

Ventus Small teenager he had one (1) conversation with over a decade ago with a face identical to one of Lea's best friends. He asks for literally anyone to fill him in on why this is the case, or why this kid seems to have not aged a day in twelve years. No one does.

Aqua Random woman. Complete 0 idea who this person is. He might have heard someone refer to her using the title "Master" and that's all he's got to go on.

Terra Even less context than Aqua. They set out to kick Xehanort's ass with nine people in their party, split up, and then when they come back together, they have ten. No one comments on this. Said tenth person has the exact face of Lea's old evil boss. Please take a minute and imagine the sheer level of 'what the fuck' that must have been running through Lea's mind in that moment.

alwaysbringaphoenixdown

All this time, we all thought this was cutscene power

Every fanfic depicted Kairi as this super elegant magic wielder gracefully backflipping around the battlefield casting holy and floating through the air like an angel

In reality....

Her moveset is "I will warp right into your face, flashstep around you, and bash your head in until you die"

I've actually seen claims that Kairi has the most aggressive playstyle out of the playable KH3 characters and honestly, I believe it

mansa1212

Please prove that you are human.

atimburtonfan

The stop-motion scene in season 2 of Wednesday is gorgeous, gives me both Vincent, Frankenweenie and Frankenstein vibes. A nice homage to Burton's older works and inspiration.

elodieunderglass

I wonder what People Who Really Like Trains liked best before trains. the first sights of the first trains in history must’ve hit those brains like a galaxy going off.

lucillewalterblack

Things I’ve seen records of historically that fit the same niche:

Sailing ships! I’ve read transcripts of diaries where people get Very Excited about ship spotting

People in the tags have suggested clocks and I’m seconding this, the Clock Guys seem to have peaked in a pre-train society. This includes automata and clockwork mechanisms imho.

Birdwatching

Jacquard looms and other similar large-scale intricate machines

Astronomy

Glassmaking, particularly lenses

Mass migrations of animals

Construction of cathedrals and temples and other massive structures

Mail coaches and mail delivery

elodieunderglass

And horse, of course.

horsefigureoftheday

I am a strong believer that train autism and horse autism are two sides of the same coin

tequiilasunriise

New Headcanon: Mira is engaged. It’s not to who you think, though

In my heart, I think it would be so damn funny if one of the final straws fer Mira in regards to her parents was them tryna set her up with the son of an ultra successful chaebol family and the pair were arranged to be married a la conservative arranged marriage bullshit. And then upon joining Huntrix Mira eventually just. Completely forgot she was engaged LMAOOOOO

Now obviously Mira absolutely NOPED outta that shit as soon as possible because ain’t no way she living the rest of her life controlled by other people trying to “settle” her down, but . But like. Technically she and the heir she was engaged to never officially broke their engagement because:

1. Mira’s parents are trying to save face and to back down and break the courtship they worked so hard to secure from the other family- who took a LOT of bride money to convince to give up their son to marry such a terrible mess of a girl, a self-made one who likely can’t even produce heirs at that! the horrors!- would bring so much shame upon them, especially after their daughter’s most scandalous running away to become one of the most famous people in all of Korea

2. Now that she’s an ultra popular global star, the son’s family REFUSES to back down and undo the arrangement and instead falsely brag that their son is engaged to kpop sensation Mira Huntrix with a marriage on the way once she retires from being an idol

With this in mind, imagine all the comedy gold potential from Mira being technically engaged but never explicitly mentioning because she just straight up forgot.

Incredibly funny premise to me if Mira were to do a random lore drop like, “The Chois? As in the diamond mine owning Chois? They’re going to attend our charity event?”

And Zoerumi are a little confused about their dancer’s sudden hostility and Rumi, the ever goodnatured leader, is like, “Yeah, what about them? Something the matter?”

To which Mira would reply with such a long suffering sigh, “Ugh, that means my ‘fiancé’ will probably be there-“

“YOUR W H A T???” shouts Rumi the same time Zoey practically explodes with, “YOU HAVE A FIANCÉ??? SINCE WHEN??”

And just imagine how fucken funny it would be if Mira would level them with an honestly confused look and just, “Oh, you guys didn’t… know?”

Once again, Zoerumi speak in sync as Zoey exclaims, “UH, NO???” the same exact time Rumi, desperately trying go make sense of the whole situation, asks, “Mira, Mira you’re engaged?”

And brrooo, Zoey’s got the biggest wettest puppydog eyes as she loudly laments while twisting the promise ring on her finger, “To a man?? To someone who isn’t us???? Betrayal?? You hate us??”

And Mira has to Lore Dump™️ that she and this dude are only TECHNICALLY engaged since her parents and his never dropped the courtship they arranged between ‘em but Mira couldn’t care less. She doesn’t remotely consider him an actual partner to her in any way but yes, technically speaking, they are still engaged together in the eyes of VERY musty, stupid, conservative capitalists. She only refers to him as her ‘fiancé’ with big ass air quotes because to her it’s just one big stupid joke girly truly could not less of a fuck about.

Like c'mon give me Mira genuinely forgetting to tell Zoerumi about her ‘engagement’ because it’s just another thing from her past she lumped together into the corner of her mind where she dumps all the memories of what kinda bullshit her parents put her through growing up. Give me Mira having to scramble to explain the situation to a deeply confused and lowkey distressed Zoerumi. The comedy gold, your honor!

Also, give me the Choi family trying to brag about their son being engaged to THE Mira Huntrix and publicly dragging her with some, "I hope this marriage finally tames her into a proper woman" utter bullshit and end up getting into mad beef with the Huntrix stans. One particularly passionate Mira bias goes on a war path doxxing the husband's affair with his secretary while simultaneously hacking into the company's database to expose insane tax fraud that's been going on. Huntrix's PR team releases a statement saying they do not condone this behavior some of the fanbase has been doing but you can easily tell it’s very much just a mandatory announcement made to keep Mira in the clear from any lawsuits tied to the database hacking and shit made in her honor. While she can't openly condone her fans' behavior, Mira is absolutely, positively delighted by her fans going buck-fucking-wild and tearing apart the Choi family. She doesn't say she approves, but she very much doesn't tell em to stop either. Zoerumi are also very gleefully enjoying this humbling of the Chois, hell, Zoey probably has several spam accounts dedicated to adding fuel to the fires of slandering them.

Speaking of Zoerumi, imagine them having to be held back during the charity event from confronting the Chois straight up. Rumi is talking about kicking them out, Zoey is proposing more... tactile means of dealing with them, and tonight it's Mira's turn to be the one to carry the trio's singular braincell dedicated to being the voice of reason. She has to pull out the leaning down and softly whispering into Zoerumi's ears, "I don't want you guys to leave my side… please?" move because as much as she wants her gfs to tear into the Chois right now (and god. GOD. She really does. It would be so, so hot) she also wants to prioritize the charity event's success, and that can't really happen if Zoerumi are verbally harassing and/or stabbing some of the potential patrons.

Mira doesn't often pull out her more vulnerable, lowkey begging side like that in public (even if it was very discreetly whispered into just her gfs' ears), but you besttttt believe it was more than enough to keep Zoerumi GLUED to her the entire night. And hey, you know what? It absolutely works for her because now Mira's got her arms wrapped around the shoulders/waists of two of the hottest people in the room in a verryyy intimate way. What better way to humble her shithead fiance than to look like an exceptionally pleased queen flanked by her two incredibly loyal, incredibly protective, incredibly good looking guard dogs?

I love when Huntrix act as each other’s guard dogs and having Zoerumi be so very very verryy clingy to Mira and riding the very thin line between “just supoortive girly gal pals ahaha” and “oh they FUCKING fucking” with the way they hang off/press in/are always so attentive and touching her in some way/just the way they look and smile at her??? It’s got the Chois maddd uncomfortable, especially when they try to convince their son to go talk to his fiancé and bro’s like, “It would be three against one! If she was alone, maybe, but there’s no way I can approach her like this!” Like yesss Polytrix are radiating so much powerful sapphic aura it creates an invisible barrier between Mira and her ‘fiancé’. Just! The imagery of Mira smiling so confidently like the pleased queen, nah, empress she is with her guard dogs Zoerumi flanking her as the three move around the venue they had rented out and strike up polite conversation with potential donors as one unbreakable unit? All while her ‘fiance’ and his family are fuming in the background but overall way too cowardly to approach the trio? Delectable, utterly addictive really, give me ten more shots of this.

unluckycryptid

other kpop groups find huntrix weird.

sure huntrix does collaborations with other groups, goes to the same events, guest star on the same variety shows, etc. but there’s always a *mysterious* vibe to them. one minute, the three girls are on different corners of the green room talking to a variety of different idols. the next minute, they’re making the flimsiest of excuses and rushing out the door, not one of them had even looked down at their phone. or the fact that they cleared a 10 person feast by themselves but seem to have such a normal/almost light workout routine compared to everyone else’s, but idols can see close up that the girls are more ripped then they let on. or that they never mention who does their special effects, and yet huntrix is the group best known for it.

everyone knows that how idol groups present themselves to their audience is different from who they are behind the camera, but even other kpop groups can see they’re missing the full picture. and its not like other groups hate them. no, they love to celebrate huntrix’s wins as much as their own… they just find them strange, that’s all.

crazyintheeast

Zoey loving turtles and all Ocean life so whenever they have a fight near the assets of some evil corpration who destorys the enviorment(Zoey has memorised all of them) she just happens to do A LOT of collateral damage. Mira and Rumi of course realise this after a while and Zoey comes clean and says how sorry she is . How she is ashamed of abusing her powers like but she just cares so much about the ocean

Mira and Rumi immediately go"Oh my god baby no. We love you! If you want to be an eco terrorist we absolutely support you" and and Zoey just beams and go "I have so many ideas!|" And then Celine gets very alrmed and stars leaving them a lot of voice mails : " Girls I just found out that a Oil Platform that was nearly finished at the shipyard was destroyed by what looks like and I quote "lightsabers". I understand that it must have been a huge battle but you need to be more careful" "Girl was is this I am hearing about every single Whaling boat in Tokyo being sunk just when you have a concert there ?"

"So a three star Michellin restaurant who specializes in serving turtle, whale and shark meat was just burned the ground. Anything to say? I know it was you Zoey" "If you think letting the paprazzi catch you making out with each other is going to distract me you are dead wrong. We are going to talk about this girls. No about the lesbianism, I am proud of you and I love you . We are going to talk about the terrorism part"

liberalsarecool

Texas GOP are gerrymandering House seats to help Republicans steal the 2026 midterms.

Texas Democrats have left the state to stop the process.

kyra45

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

kyra45

Also no, this isn’t a joke. This phishing scam is 100% running its course again so watch out for your mutuals long abandoned accounts suddenly posting it. Please make everyone aware of it since most users here are newbies who have not seen it before!

illiardbilliard

Group art therapy or teambuilding exercise or something, Hell if I know.

pyrrhiccomedy

The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

notallmensheviks

this person’s response to being constantly assaulted by their own cats is to hide inside an enclosed tent in their living room

derinthescarletpescatarian

This is a great report for the tent, I’d trust a tent that can stand up to this.

mitchipedia

vaspider

You know what, though? This is actually not bad advice, as silly as the typo on the sign is.

If you drive in the snow as if you have an unsecured giant sheet cake on the back seat because you're on the way to the birthday party of your favorite friend, you'll actually probably do okay! Be cautious, keep a steady speed, leave lots of space around your car. Don't speed up too quickly or brake too sharply. Take turns at a steady, smooth speed. Keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road.

Genuinely, this is similar to how I taught friends from places where it doesn't snow how to act in a car when it's icy or snowing, so let's go with it:

Drive with cake.

nudityandnerdery

It's like the classic advice says:

ashstfu

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

ashstfu

and i have no concept of passage of time

hometoursandotherstuff

Carla always wanted an “Addams Family House,” and when this 1874 Victorian came on the market, she was discouraged to see that it was on “Millionaire’s Row,” in Danville, Virginia, but then she realized that a million was a lot less back then, so she and her husband were able to buy it.

This began a 15 yr., & counting, marathon restoration project. Carla didn’t want to keep the white paint on the outside and was eager to see what was underneath.

This was the front parlor in the 1880′s.

This is how they found it.

Carla cleaning it up- she said she doesn’t know what made her think she could take on a project this big.

The parlor under construction.

The elegant finished product.

This was the music room before.

The music room after.

The previous owners had remodeled the kitchen, but Carla wasn’t having it.

So, the kitchen was completely taken down to the studs.

And, look at how incredible it is, now.

The fridge and freezer were hidden in this exquisite cabinet.

The finished exterior. Magnificent. You can follow the project by clicking on the link below.

https://danvilleexperience.blogspot.com/

francesca-feasts

I feel like I should tag @carolinecrane, although I know it’s not maybe your style, but the remodel is something else!

subconsciousjedi

Fuck millionaires and their private estates and grand mansions, this is all I would want.

catgirlforeskin

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

catgirlforeskin

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.