Memes & Dreams

You’ll have to pry this hellsite from my cold dead hands. I’ve been here too long and don’t know how to function on actual social media. Blog 2, I lost the login for my old one from the birth of this hellsite.

[dankxsinatra]

American naturalization test

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spookyyarn]

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[hunter-rodrigez]

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[somafalls]

[transhuman-priestess]

its been like a decade and i still don't understand the urge to put your lights on a wifi network

[transhuman-priestess]

I know people were sayign this from the very beginning but like, what actual convenience does that provide for you that a light switch doesnt' have already? You have to set up bullshit on your wifi (which is always a nightmare, even before you get to the security vulnerabilities) and in turn you get...a point of attack for your home network that literally anyone with third-grade javascript knowledge can exploit.

[transhuman-priestess]

Everything else that's got like, schedules and stuff, could be solved by simply putting a basic scheduling function that my parent's programmable thermostat had back in 1997, no wi-fi or networking required.

[transhuman-priestess]

In general, IoT devices fall into one of three categories:

1.) Could have been a power strip 2.) Could have been a timer 3.) Juicero

[kushblazer666]

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

[shounen-super]

[catchymemes]

[ellynneversweet]

1,372 votes and 251 comments so far on Reddit

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

[ruimtetijd]

[evilsoup]

Jesus Christ

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[teaboot]

hotel transylvania parking job

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

[creachiergh]

the proposal minigame stressed me the fuck out but at least it led to the single funniest thing i have ever seen in my life