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Meryl Streep Perfectly Summarizes Why Sexism Is Still A Reality For Women
After discussing sexism in the refugee crisis, the Church, and financial systems, she went on to criticize her own industry for its deplorable lack of female film critics.
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GIFS VIA.
Eat the rich
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
“She was never quite ready but she was brave, and the Universe listens to brave.”
— Rebecca Ray
Just let people stay sober! Don’t tell them they’re boring! Don’t tell them they’re stuck up! Don’t tell them they’re immature! Don’t question their decision! Don’t pressure them to “just have one drink”! Don’t mock them! Just let people who want to stay sober stay sober!
And don’t ask why they choose to stay sober. Because it’s not your fucking business.
So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.
i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week
Read the entire thread though, it’s hilarious.
Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music
Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.
#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again
Fox: You guys shouldn’t show him smoking on camera. Maybe don’t show many m/m or f/f kisses. Song numbers, fight scenes…that sounds kind of expensive and ridculous. You can’t show Toms ass, sorry.
Netflix: you want him to smoke? Ok! F/F kisses and relationships go for it! Song numbers, do it! Fight scenes? hell yes! You want to show Toms ass? OK THEN ALL OF THE SHOTS OF TOMS ASS. FUCK IT OPEN THE LAST EPISODE WITH A CRAZY DANCE NUMBER! DO IT ALL!
And no disrespect to Ocasio-Cortex, but that’s not a McMansion. It’s like a basic ass house. This is proof that she’s terrifying the establishment (on both sides of the political spectrum). Her clapbacks are giving me life. She is such a bright spot in an ocean of bad news.
her brother’s reply on twitter:
Tipping is super weird. I see wayyyyyyyy too many people putting all their energy into getting people to tip more and shaming people for not paying like 20% or more on charges instead of going “wait a second, customers shouldn’t be responsible for an employee being able to pay their bills”. Employers love that we’ve shifted the blame for tipping onto customers instead of onto them for shafting their employees with shitty hours, shitty responsibilities, and even worse pay.
endgame was just me saying, “oh my god!”, covering my face with my hands and crying for 3 hours
I love how our baby Peter was absolutely TERRIFIED until the massive badass legion of women avengers surrounded him and it was like he knew “ah, i am saved”