i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif
i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants
she’s been dead for 10 years
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i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif
i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants
she’s been dead for 10 years
A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.
100 to 0
IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU
oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you
he attac but then he snac
*gets inside your mind*
* makes you gay*
*leaves*
*does not let you leave*
what am i supposed to do in here
do it again. make me gayer.
stopp omg why are primary care doctors like "girl theres nothing wrong with you" and then you convince them to write the referral and you finally see a specialist and the specialist is like "goddamn you got syndrome"
Shoutout to the people who don’t think double texts seem clingy or uncool text me all day spam me I’m into that kinda shit.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.
It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean
If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water
(This also partially applies to whales)
They were what now?
Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk
Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…
Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.
The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.
(Illustration by julio lacerda)
(illustration by Tiffany Turill)
Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.
It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air
@ evolution turn on your location I just wanna talk
That’s Wholesome.
Asexual playlist
I tried my best to find some songs that fit the concept of romantic, maybe queer platonic, but asexual feelings for a person. I have a friend I care for so much and I need and want him in my life really bad. But my need for closeness can rather be satisfied by talking, sitting next to him, looking in his eyes, waking up in the same room and laughing together instead of touching.
Listen to on 8tracks
Songs:
1. Metallica - Nothing Else Matters | 2. Poets Of The Fall - Temple Of Thought | 3. Pendulum - Watercolour | 4. Collin McLoughlin - If I Lose Myself | 5. Sam Tsui - Clarity (low pitch) | 6. Awolnation - Sail | 7. Alphaville - Sounds Like A Melody | 8. Hurts - Stay | 9. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Your Guardian Angel | 10. Shinedown - Call Me | 11. Collin McLoughlin - Mirrors | 12. Woodkid - I Love You | 13. Bastille - Sleepsong | 14. Ellie Golding - I Need Your Love | 15. Poets Of The Fall - War
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Also instead of “problem behaviour” call it “distressed behaviour” for a more accurate picture of what the person is actually facing
I can’t reblog this enough, I will do it every damn time I see it from now to death.
When someone frames your mental health issues as attention seeking behavior, problem behavior, or any other negatively-coded context, it creates an environment that makes you feel guilty, wrong, and selfish for struggling with things outside of your control. As a result, serious issues are allowed to arise in the absence of support.
You know what’s funny? Teachers who are proud of the fact no one passes their class. Why are they so smug that so many kids fail???? A classroom’s grades reflect on a teachers ability to teach??? You??? Suck at your job?????
Pet Shop Boys - You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
Doofenshmirtz is trans and it’s undeniable at this point.
I saw this on Twitter but you didn’t include the best part
fuck
you’re right, he IS
when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church