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youre just jealous because you didnt get trapped in a dark and twisted maze by the evil wizard. and yes shes likes women

gokusclit

im obsessed

sometiktoksarevalid

beleester

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

@ilya-halfelven

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

sarahmackattack

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

quendergeer

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

amnesiaguy

sometimes i’ll get hit by a wave of loving my kitty cats i’m like Damn . this is the biggest love in the whole wide world. my chest hurts because i love a little soft thing that spends its days sitting placidly and chewing plastic at midnight

socialistexan

fab2twerk4u

;;;

northlight14

My favourite warlock/patron dynamic will forever be “warlock isn’t trapped in a deal with their patron. Their patron is trapped in a deal with THEM”

himbodiaz

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

hmslusitania

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

tevankinkley

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever