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bestiarum

the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

bestiarum

isnt this beautiful

madeleineengland

They are even better 🌒

vintage-tigre

dominaexmachina

Too much Mass Effect nostalgia, not enough space — so here are the posters.

So sick of the "protect the children" rhetoric literally kids are receptive to anything

For example:

Penny: But do daddies carry babies?

Me: Well, some daddies can decide to carry and have babies. You usually see mommies do that but some daddies can, and that's not really any of our business.

Penny: cause it's their body? And they get to decide?

Husband: yes! Like in our family mommy carried you and I went and got soft pretzels whenever mommy wanted

Penny: oh I love pretzels. And I've decided to be a which mermaid

That's it that was the whole discussion

lyricwritesprose

A similar discussion, when my kid was very young:

Kid: So some boys can have vaginas and some boys can have penises? That is unusual!

Me: Yep, it's a bit rare, but it happens!

Kid (in tones of great vindication): That means some girls can pee off the back porch!

Me: …What has your brother been doing.

Kid: I'm hungry. I need salami and ice cream.

See, absolutely no problem with their world being disrupted or their brains being traumatized or anything like that! Instead, I found myself staring off the back porch (it's actually more like a deck, it's a full story up) and wondering about a whole different problem.

kosmogrl

get in loser if we’re all going through it might as well do it together

randomredneck

We stan a supportive old man.

urgentkettle

Similar energy to

Times have changed. We must help.

the-dragon-hearted

It is amazing to me how many people in comics or shows discover a superhero's secret identity and then REVEAL it! Like???

If I found out my nice neighbor who helped me jumpstart my car at the god awful hour of 5am was Superman? NOBODY'S GETTING SHIT FROM ME I KNOW NOTHING!

a) bro can shoot lazer eyes

b) bro is minding his own business, I can do the same

c) The moment I start blabbing I get involved and I DO NOT want to be involved with the day to day life of a fuckin superhero. So I don't know shit, okay?

My lawyer's some vigilante. Sounds like a conflict of interest but what do I look like? A cop? My trash collector is a superhero? Anyway, thanks buddy, have a great one, say hi to the kids for me. I watched my waiter at McDonalds absolutely throw hands with a supervillain. That's crazy, anyway here's a 30% tip in cash. Good luck with those student loans.

Like I am not getting involved with ANYYYYY of that. Uh uh, no way, I don't see shit. I am just trying to make it to the end of the day without being kidnapped, held hostage, tortured, or interrogated and the best way to do that is keep. My. Damn. Mouth. Shut.