Pryde Of Cloverfield Lane

He/Him 30 Bi A Mash of TV. Movies. Comics. Manga. Art and Animation. With pretty people, shitposts and political/social news sprinkled in.

[were--ralph]

the king from royal match is kinda a dilf tbh

Honestly yeah he needs to be breeded

[were--ralph]

no no not all dilfs are smart or even competent this is dumb dilf erasure let him be stupid and make bad decisions. Look at bowser hes mad dilfy but he is not smart and not particularly competent at anything

but anyways

he needs cock in him so bad he needs his ass ate so bad

[were--ralph]

No not every old guy is hot, it's his build and his kind innocent eyes. He needs cum in him

[manlyster]

he's kind of a dilf, redraw

[were--ralph]

All the people in my inbox like "I get it now" do you??

[were--ralph]

They're back

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[flower-cute-posts]

Every tumblr girl from 2014 would’ve gone insane for this. (Available HERE)

[aatmadevata]

girls who used tumblr during 2014-18 were highly fashionable ones and had so many cool ideas 😩

[alyna-gg]

this is what happens when society denies women functional pockets for too long

[dustinkcouch]

I should change my number

[dotty-literati]

One year retrospective

[velvetcloak]

A promotional photo for the Finnish National Opera Ballet's "The Little Mermaid."

[myspace]

MySpace website in 2006

[mountainmamaa]

Such a time. 🤎

[the-big-mood]

You had to be there 😍

[shythingpartysludge]

Good old days. This is how I learned to do minor coding

[myspace]

Today's kids will never know the drama Top 8 Friends would cause.

[the-big-mood]

[johnzombi]

1995 Venom Poster Art by Simon Bisley

[the-memedaddy]

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying

[the-big-mood]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[leahdrawz]

[machinot]

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My entire family got eviscerated in a car accident with a semi truck

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[vonkarn]

me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

[wholesome-animal-images]

[lonnson]

The feared sting-ray

[bright-cherry-bombzz]

The elusive and mysterious StingRug

[ruinedchildhood]

This used to live in my head rent rent free 😭