trying my best

Jen | she/her | 28

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[icaseybaybee]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[walterdecourceys]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[kinuko]

Why did she say that

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[glorious-spoon]

it's always really funny to read reviews of the murderbot books that are like 'we eventually learn that the secunit is not a mindless automaton after all but a person, who hacked the module that controls its behavior and just wants to watch its tv shows in peace' as if that isn't literally the first thing we learn about it. like, the first sentence:

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

wow talk about a banger opening paragraph

[auroraboringaliceinwonderland]

ID: Chapter One:

I have become a mass murderer after I hacked my government module, but then I realized I could access the combined feed of entertainment channels carried on by the company satellites. It had been well over 35,000 hours or so since then, with still not much murdering, but probably, I don’t know, a little under 35,000 hours of movies, serials, books, plays, and music consumed. As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure. End ID.

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[viralfrog]

[dailycatsblog]