whats better than this

hi i'm rose

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

[despazito]

as a kid i constantly watched roadrunner and coyote cartoons and i’d play roadrunner and coyote with my dad which involved me running loops in my house bc the rooms made a circle while he tied a couch cushion over a beam to fall on me like an ACME anvil

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[smitethestate]

Shout-out to the person who kicked a cop in the nuts so hard he died

[mr-puff]

100 years ago today

[ladylingua]

Delete your period tracker apps. Do not post protest photos to social media for clout. Be extremely careful about what you say online.

[violetsandshrikes]

washington zoo has had it's first armadillo (southern three-banded) birth in 116 years and the baby is so so so so so precious i could cry

congratulations to new armadillo parents Vespa and Scooter!!! (x)(x)

[madmaudlingoes]

They named the baby Segway.

[artful-insincerity]

i work at google btw and my job is making sure all the AI we make experience white guilt.

[joshpeck]

Ain't it scary being 24?

Like 25 is such a strong number on the horizon.

actually aging is a gift so jot that down

[muddyviolets]

I see it is time to bring back the wisdom toad

[queerculus]

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

[ooccoo]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[guerrillatech]

[vigilantsycamore]

*chanting like a mantra* I am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics

[antifascistelmo-deactivated2022]

No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

[flanneldragon]

fucked up that theyre advertising ball shaving kits on a website where a lot of the users dont grow body hair and have purple eyes

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[mechanicalriddle]

AITA? (unassuming doormat of a woman proceeds to describe the plot of a horror movie)