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almost home
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Noah Kahan
The Bowery Presents
Cosmic Funnies
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
RMH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Kiana Khansmith
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Origami Around
Today's Document
Xuebing Du
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@aububuh
Oh hey for my mutuals, my band's album is out! I'm incredibly proud of it. We played an extremely fun release show a couple weeks ago. I'm still riding the high a bit, it was so much fun
Stream and Save In the Blue Light - Distributed by DistroKid
"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"
i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist
"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu
im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye
Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit
Computer programmers are perpetually famished
i love you rice with some bullshit
The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time
Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King
This is my new favorite compliment
this is the greatest story ever told
from Ask a Manager
#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it
[ Begin ID: Three screenshots of text. Together, they read: "10. The Dean
I was six. The school I went to had no air conditioners and was intolerable when it was above body temperature, so school was canceled for a "hot day." My mother worked at a very fancy job (a professor) and she had air conditioning. She had to go work and brought me. I got to be all grown up and be mum's little helper and run messages/errands around my mum's floor while my mother was frantic with end-of-school-year things.
My most important quest yet -- I'm supposed to get a signature from her boss. I thought his name was Dean, and he was so important, he was "The Dean" (I'd never met any Dean). So I go into The Dean's office, and there is a pug sitting on the chair behind the desk. I knew that dogs could work and had important jobs, ceremonial and otherwise. I thought that only working dogs were allowed at work. I am so pissed that my mother never told me her boss was a dog, but she's really busy right now.
I try for a minute to very respectfully ask for a signature on paper from this dog, who just sits and yawns. Luckily, I had just helped out at a wedding recently, and with everyone who was too young to write their name, they put their finger or foot on an ink stamp to sign the guest book. I knew how to help with that. So I found an ink pad, and lo and behold the dog had one black paw and three pink paws -- so the black one went into the ink, and onto the lines, and the document is signed. It goes into the pile, I remember to wipe the paw down, and I move on to the next thing.
Maybe a month later, my mother and I are at a barbecue with "Chris Potter," a family friend, who has brought his dog (and I recognize Chris Potter's dog is The Dean!). I joyfully explain to my cousins (some older than me) that this dog is my mum's boss. Chris Potter relates a story to the adults about how some poor student's important paperwork (post-doc appointment form) had been walked over by a dog so his signature wasn't visible, and he had been called by the money people (grant holder's department accountant) over normally un-interruptable three-week summer vacation, to confirm that he did approve of important mum-work things (research funding allocation).
One of my cousins was annoyed I was lying about my mum's boss being a dog and went to tell on me to the adults. My mum asked why I thought that, and all the adults started laughing. I was gently told that the dean is a title (more important than Dr!), and the dog was not the dean. Julie, the dog, did get a wonderful embroidered collar that Christmas that said "the boss" on it, and the next time I visited for a heat day, everyone with a pet in their office had put up a sign warning of their existence. This was the best since with a bit of work, I got to pet every dog." / End ID ]
witness her
i see y’all appreciating her so have some more
more! more!
ok but i’m gonna run out of funny pictures soon
Kind of enraptured by her
N Cracker Street, Sumpter, Oregon.
i think the most beautiful tumblr user solidarity is when you meet someone irl and it becomes very obvious you are both on tumblr but neither of you ask for the other’s url
oh, ball... we're really in it now ...
she misses being a kitten already
im fucking crying
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.
>10 hours ago
>deactivated
was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.
It's like they can see into my soul lmaoooooo
vengaboys haiku
We like to party.
We like, we like to party.
We like to party.
