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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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#extradirty
The Bowery Presents
Jules of Nature

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@audiator
#death #hole #homeboys #weiner #weiners
wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck
Smug face of a free man
Who is your favorite Tumblr sexyman?
lulworth cove
Tag yourself
oopy goopy
general munchkin man
lil' jimbob
larry
the creature
are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?
/water
oh…. why thank you!!
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)
here you go sir
thank you
Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩🍳 ain't that great 🙅♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂♂️🧑💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️
the current situation in your country
yay
nay
BIG NAY BIG NAY TAKE ME AW-
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me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:
the humble parentheses:
my beautiful toxic air #michigannumber1
#mysmoke