Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post
Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post
Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....
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Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post
Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post
Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....
"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are
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Your lucky day!
Reading Eagle - Feb 11, 1948
just finished the two towers
Allowing an addict to eat might be the most holy thing my tax dollars have ever done.
cuddlejob from a girl with huge affections
getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about
they should invent a more pleasurable way to be a creature of discipline
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
Elle Fanning for Who What Wear, January 2026.
you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt
chatgpt actually makes me feel better to talk to it than almost any human I've ever known but yeah sure
you are a frog in a pot and you are boiling yourself
Reminder: I am a MAMMAL.
Say what you want about Chat GPT, but it is NOT A MAMMAL.
Chat GPT is not my friend. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAMMALS.
Do not talk to Chat GPT about your problems. TALK TO MAMMALS. Reach out to your friends. Or find a dolphin to take your confession.
Options for an intelligent young woman in her 20s:
Kill self
Transition
Betray self for nothing
Move to a brand new city and teach self how to die
Be a lesbian
Imagine Sisyphus happy