[desultory-suggestions]

You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You don’t have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[machine-unlearning]

[marlinspirkhall]

[iriswildcrimes]

By the way I was at a con and Colin Baker said "My doctor is full of sentiment, but not sentimental. He would step over a dead body to help a butterfly with a broken wing." If you even care.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[mavity]

fumbled the interaction

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[beardedmrbean]

[valtsv]

the reason sex scenes exist in fiction is because sometimes people have sex but also to find out what the characters are lying to everyone including themselves about by wrapping that agonising vulnerability in a treat like giving medicine to a dog

[valtsv]

you can also hold them down and force their jaws open so that they develop traumatic associations with treats if you want to and this is fine because they are not real

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[shamebats]

Half the people on the internet for some reason

[iris-of-the-eye]

One thing I appreciate in Malevolent is that you hear John's laugh for the first time and sounds very ominous so you think "oh it must be hinting at his malevolent (heh) nature" and then he gets a giant character arc and

he still laughs like that.

Like his laugh is just really evil sounding. He's a good guy now but he still laughs like a supervillain while agreeing to pull a prank on someone. 10/10 character detail

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[becherdireinen]

i love how we pick up habits and phrases from people we love and it sticks with us for so long it becomes a piece of us making us a museum of all the people we've ever loved.

[dduane]