Aulentale

I mean that in the nicest way possible

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[outofcontextgarf]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮

[aulentale]

Every day I think to myself 'I'm finally going to continue playing my favourite video game, Portal 2!'

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[animentality]

[glimpseofsxlace]

Oh to be someone's first choice.

[wisdomfish]

For He chose us in Him before the foundation of the world to be holy and blameless in His presence. In love God decided in advance to adopt us into his own family by bringing us to himself through Jesus Christ. This is what he wanted to do, and it gave him great pleasure.

Ephesians 1:4-5

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[minecraft]

[canoncanidae]

[anthonycrowley]

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

[anthonycrowley]

one of the most poobified movies i’ve ever seen

[lightbulb-warning]

many such foolish cases :)

[aulentale]

as someone who for many years silently hurt himself with the second assumption PLEASE realize that your assumptions aren't necessarily correct and just simply taking a second to clarify won't hurt anyone!

[seirxi]

revelations

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[mycotrophicghost]

Well I was on the internet as a child too and I dont think children should be on the internet at all. They should be outside. Bringing back free range childhood is the only way. Parents need to talk to each other and create new norms. Legislation needs to be passed to make sure there are robust community spaces for kids to hang out in every community as an alternative to letting them online. Any internet access should be on sites equivalent to webkinz and club penguin and should be done for limited time periods on a desktop in a family room where the parents can know what's going on. Anything more than that before like 16 should get the parent shamed, it should not be socially acceptable.

[tenaciousmoneymuffinzine]

Never underestimate my ability to look for the Christian themes in any story, book, movie, show, anything.

It's very obviously not a Christian story? Too bad. I'll find the themes anyway.

I am unstoppable. Try me.

[thenamelessmonk]

A story with any truth in it is Christian by its nature because Christ is the way, the truth, and the life

[wontbethewater]

No one is beyond compassion or mercy. This is a basic Christian fact

[wiseoldllamaenby]

Not even you.