alyssa

she/her | 22

[stonefemmesiren]

do men who have their girlfriends fish for a third on the apps know that it universally makes them look like a fully grown adult make-a-wish kid

[stonefemmesiren]

or like an elderly dog getting taken out for a burger before it gets put down

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Brutal scenes playing out in real time

[kamari3]

[bigcheeseofficial]

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[sacred-portal]

[treecitysessions]

[depsidase]

[4outof20]

genuine question

[prophecyofgray]

reblog if you're a woman with really big boobs a weird person and/or a really camp gay person

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[irishyuri]

happy new year lesbians and others also

[kosmogrl]

[sacred-portal]

[sluttynurse]

WOMEN IN MALE FIELDS!!!!!!!!!!! 😤

[sacred-portal]

[crimeboys]

i had a dream last night that i was scrolling tiktok and dan and phil came up and they were talking about how they actually had a third and they started introducing said third with vague info but with every fact i started realizing with dawning horror that they were describing my fucking dad