im just a squid and life is a nightmare!

call me aura! | he/him | adult | this blog is mostly just assorted fandom stuff but welcome to the swamp anyway | if you want somthing trigger tagged just shoot me an ask!

[winonaparadise]

7 fucking years of development and I boot up Silksong and IMMEDIATELY there's bugs

[infectiouspiss]

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[coldswarkids]

I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

[domina-honoribila]

White Boy Summer

[parakeet]

huge fan of the snow pigeon. reminds me of a wood pigeon with a sweater on because its oh so Colds outside

[revivivivify]

[poisonedstamps]

and here we have the internal thought processes of legendary defense attorney phoenix wright

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

[metis12375]

[fongus-the-ninth]

[mortalityplays]

social media needs a button distinct from block or mute that is just a sims -- you can hit when someone adds something unnecessary, nebbish or just kind of annoying to your post that doesn't quite rise to the point of being antagonistic. only they can see it. the "I didn't appreciate that" button.

[quendergeer]

3 stooges button, just labelled "watch it, chowderhead"

[crabussy]

media trope that makes me want to throw up and cry is when a character realises there's no way they're making it out of a situation in one piece. and in a single moment they accept it and turn to their distraught loved ones with The Smile. you know The Smile. sickening

[crabussy]

PETITION FOR ALL LOVABLE CHARACTERS TO STOP DOING THIS SHIT. IT BREAKS ME.

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[iamoutofideas]

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

[dumbass-transboy]

i just woke up and was on a tumblr safari while groggy and barely sentient idk why i sent that ask

you will be buried in my pyramid when i die

[dragon-in-a-fez]

loading screen hints will just casually flip between the obscure facts that no one possibly could ever have figured out and the most inane bullshit imaginable. "did you know you can upgrade your wombus at the fizzwhacker store in Gropnurk Fel?" followed immediately by "try not to get set on fire!"

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[mevil]