im just a squid and life is a nightmare!

call me aura! | he/him | adult | this blog is mostly just assorted fandom stuff but welcome to the swamp anyway | if you want somthing trigger tagged just shoot me an ask!

[winonaparadise]

7 fucking years of development and I boot up Silksong and IMMEDIATELY there's bugs

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[hairspraywhore]

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

[psych-is-the-name]

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

[casawio]

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

[tanukiimo]

cake time <3

[homestretchhaste]

that one "winner's girlfriend in the stands" trope but it's ogubel <3 <3 <3

[tanukiimo]

ogubel dogs <3

[laosureps]

[skkortysoup]

my part in a trade with oomf :J

[eggtempest]

ogubel kissy

[tanukiimo]

ogubel ear size comparison

[infectiouspiss]

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[coldswarkids]

I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

[domina-honoribila]

White Boy Summer

[parakeet]

huge fan of the snow pigeon. reminds me of a wood pigeon with a sweater on because its oh so Colds outside

[revivivivify]

[poisonedstamps]

and here we have the internal thought processes of legendary defense attorney phoenix wright

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

[metis12375]

[fongus-the-ninth]