Aurora

I have a lot of obsessions so yeah. especially Milfs :)

[samanthasawyer1]

[hayffiebird]

I headcanon that even though Effie is yapper, she doesn’t talk about herself much. She likes gossiping and talk about current events but doesn’t talk about her interests and likes and dislikes.

Because Haymitch has known her for a long time he’s actually heard some of her likes and dislikes and will anonymously send her gifts denying he sent them.

Effie knows it’s him everytime because he’s the only one who knows her favorite flowers are sunflowers, she’s been wanting a special edition of Alice in wonderland, and how she finds more value in plushies than jewelry (she still likes jewelry but often feels like jewelry is thought less while plushies have more love to them if that makes sense)

Hi!

This is just too cute! 😊

Yeah, Effie’s probably quite secretive when it comes to her past. So Haymitch makes it his life’s mission to make her reveal tidbits about herself.

And he remembers EVERYTHING, obviously! Especially about the people he loves. Effie can say “I’ve always really loved bumbleberry pie” one time 15 years ago and he will remember it and ask Sae if she can put it up on the menu over at the diner post-war.

Haymitch is definitely a romantic lover boy even though he would never admit it. He’s probably a lot like Burdock. Bringing Effie little gifts from his days out in Twelve. Fresh wildflowers on the kitchen table or a napkin full of blueberries that he picked on his way home or a pretty rock embedded with fool’s gold on her nightstand table. Quiet declarations of his love and affection. And it totally grows a huge sunflower outside their front door. One they planted together!

Aaw, plushies! I’ve always headcanoned that one of the toastbabies gifted him with a plush goose after they overheard a conversation that Haymitch had had horrible nightmares the whole week night so they run to the nursery and grabs Mr Waddles, like: “Here, grandpa! Now you won’t be scared.”

And Haymitch, to his own surprise, finds himself sleeping with it tucked up in his arms - those nights when Effie’s at the Capitol for bachelorette parties and baby showers and visiting the prep team.

[contentedly-talentless]

And what if I said Effie Trinket spends hours in District Thirteen fretting because she can't upkeep her Capitol beauty standards and shave, and she thinks Haymitch will be grossed out by her body hair because all the Capitol men she's been with would be, but then the first time Haymitch sees her bush he almost passes out, falling to his knees because he is highkey Obsessed with her new look and going absolutely feral?

Can I get an Awooga in the chat?

[whatonearthisthis88]

[whatonearthisthis88]

[ghostbusting-otters]

Haymitch: “I dont know what you’re worried about them going togehter, but Effie genuinely has more money than she knows what to do with”

Lenore Dove: “I’m worried when that money goes to them impulsively buying things, especially after last time!”

Haymitch: “Just so we’re clear, I don’t think Effie knew she was actually buying Maysilee a live peacock… and Wiress loves the stupid thing! It worked out for all of us!”

[textsfromlastseason]

[nancychriste]

我带着hayffie回来了✨🍾🦋✨

26年错过了hayffie月太遗憾了（TT）

依旧是约稿from刻印even_TO

[hayffiebird]

A headcanon that always has me cackling with laughter is that WHAT IF Haymitch and Effie weren’t all that careful when it comes to protection because a: Effie’s pre-menopause and b: Haymitch’s swimmers are crap at their job because of his heavy drinking over the years.

But then when he gets a new liver and Effie forces him to quit drinking altogether plus making sure he’s eating well and going on walks Haymitch’s fertility GREATLY (and quietly) improves - only neither he nor Effie thought of that. They just went on living like they always have.

Meaning: some time after the war, Effie finds herself pregnant with Haymitch’s oops baby and she is SO pissed at first, throwing her arms out like:

“Oh! Great! So that’s what I get for taking such good care of you? MORE work at MY age? Thanks a bunch, Abernathy!”

But he gathers her in his arms, kisses her and says they’re gonna be OK and then he probably proposed to her just to make her quit being so mad at him. 😂

[hayffiebird]

Katniss: Mmm! Mmmm! This cheese bun is AMAZING!

Haymitch: My God, get a room …

Katniss: I WOULD get a room with this cheese bun. I think I could show this cheese bun a good time!

Effie: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?

Katniss: Sex!

Peeta: *suppressing a smile* … Seriously, answer faster.

Katniss: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. But when she said "sex," I wasn't thinking about sex with YOU.

Peeta: What about you, Haymitch? What would you give up, sex or food?

Haymitch: Er … ooh, um … I don't know, it's too hard!

Peeta: No, you gotta pick one.

Haymitch: Food. No, sex. Food. Sex. Food. Sex, I don't know! Oh, God, I want both! I want, I want Effie on bread!

[textsfromlastseason]

[indianatrinket]

Me when I’m so dehydrated, full of sugar, and overtired that I can barely function or socialize with others:

MaYbE ReAd HaYfFiE FiC WiLl FiX

[hayffiebird]

the night after Effie unexpectedly arrived at the Victor’s Village, for a visit post-war …

Haymitch: *dressed in robes, covered in kiss marks, humming to himself while digging through Katniss and Peeta’s fridge* 🎶I'm too sexy for my apron. Too sexy for my🎶 … oh!

*Katniss and Peeta stands in the kitchen doorway*

Haymitch: *holding jars of honey, bottles of chocolate syrup, olive oil and whipped cream* I … I couldn't sleep. I was …

Peeta: Too sexy?

Katniss: *frowning* You've got an armful of toppings there. Don't you need something to put that on?

Haymitch: … I have something in my room.

[amisha-jaya]

Effie: I don't understand why President Snow punished me and condemned me to be the escort of District 12. I have nothing to do with them

Literally them the FIRST DAY they met:

[effieotto]

Katniss confidently telling us that Haymitch and Effie hated each other because they were always fighting, then you look closer and they are like: Want to see my hayffie edits on tiktok? click here

[lavender-haired-stranger]

Variety describing SOTR as "the backstory to Effie and Haymitch’s relationship in the trilogy" I'M EMOTIONAL ENOUGH !! HOW MUCH MORE EMOTIONS WILL BE TESTED ON MY POOR HEART ???

[samanthasawyer1]