Fruitbat's cave

Welcome to wherever this place is, where you can find a weird guy with a weird life! The blog will mainly be about whatever I'd like, and I may post pics and vids now and then!

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[effervescentbi]

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

[insanity-keeps-things-fun]

Thor is like a jock from school who everyone thought was average at best with school. But then one day someone just “Wait a second, he’s in all advanced classes,” and everyone realises that he’s never done anything to make people think he’s not super smart- he’s just so nonchalant about his smarts people didn’t notice

[o-fortunate-adulescens-deactiva]

sometimes, people don’t understand that we are hated for being autistic. “But I don’t hate autistic people!”.

That’s right! Because you don’t know how autistic people are.

You know, people never bullied me for being autistic. Because neither me nor they had the terminology. Nah, they punished me for being weird. And what made me weird to their eyes? I spoke weird and often stumbled, and I spoke like a grownup anyway, and I wouldn’t shut up about Ancient Greece. I moved weird too, because I was (am) really clumsy, and I didn’t have any friends. I was boring and didn’t catch jokes (made at my expense) and I didn’t look them in the eye, and so on and on.

If you asked any of the people who bullied me for years whether they hate autistic people, they’d say “no!”. Because they don’t hate autistic people, but oh boy do they hate weird people. Perhaps they don’t hate autistic people, but surely they hated me for being obviously autistic.

[t0rnado0fs0uls]

I’ve been trying to explain this concept to a lot of people. You did a really good job summing it up.

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

ive seen people online claim to support autistic people and then kind of mock/ostracize others for not immediately picking up on all the unwritten online social rules

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[parkchanwoohoo]

It’s feminist for me to fantasize about a beefy country boy to lift things for me and introduce me to his goats, because it turns me on and is therefore empowering!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

Are there weird gender role issues here if he has a big appetite and I make a lot of food for him? NO, because I am also PEGGING HIM in this scenario!! I am the FARM DOMME

[parkchanwoohoo]

I’m going back in time to cancel this post because I’ve been told this is categorized as horny on main. Frankly I don’t see how it is horny to want someone in scuffed jeans blush while letting you pet their sheep but I’ve been overruled and I have a career to consider so [REDACTED]

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m reporting you

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m just worried about the goats

[parkchanwoohoo]

God okay you don’t understand, the goats initially are somewhat skittish but end up liking me right away, leading the farmboy to go “I’ve never seen them warm up to anyone so quickly before!” And we share a shy but tender glance as the sun sets, until a goat does something silly that makes us both break into laughter. The GOATS are ESSENTIAL in getting him to NUT IN ME

[hiphopocliedes]

look at my ridiculous cat

[hiphopocliedes]

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

[drkarayua]

his namE IS BOOF???

[scribdyke-remade]

the fact that daedra had to stop opening gates in black marsh because the argonians kept reverse-invading them is so funny to me it was just like

daedra: we’re invading

argonians: no, we’re invading

[crystallineknight]

Daedra: invades

Argonians:

[scribdyke-remade]

argonians: WHO’S THE DAEDRA NOW, ASSWAGON

[silver-tongues-blog]

Daedra:  WE COME FROM A REALM OF FLAME AND DEATH TO CONQUER YOU

Argonians: 

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[oliviapaigewrites-deactivated20]

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE! Don’t ignore this in your writing!

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[resonance-of-libra]

You made me lol ^_^

[neshtasplace]

I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!

[moonblossom]

Got hit with some unexpected tech bills on the 1st of the month, so any money would be good right now…

[ashesofgo1d]

Please please please!

[syosama-deactivated20150331]

reblog if you are your url

[riot-s-retro]

@qwertyas134 is still a qt. I’m calling you out

[qwertyas134]

n n o U

[auroranocturnis]

Yep. Absolutely precious.

[plush-size-cutie]

Sign the Petition

tumblr.com: Allow NSFW content on Tumblr.

Well even though some people said that petitions don’t works but hey, let’s give a try.

[auroranocturnis]

Something about an amazing person

So I need to talk about something, and someone, important. A friend of mine, somebody I care about, and daresay love, hasn't been feeling the best as of late. Now, I wish I could signal boost this and spread it across tumblr as this cute, happy post... But my lack of followers won't allow that, so I won't post their Tumblr, but this person's name is Ellie. They are a friend I've come to know over the past few years.

This person is absolutely amazing and wonderful in so many ways. They are an extremely talented artist, so very caring towards their friends, and even though they may struggle all of the time with different things, they are always making an effort to better themselves and to stay positive. I know it's very hard for them, and I wish I could be there in person from time to time, even if only to hold their hand for a while. They are skilled with a drawing tablet, make me smile so often, and just want to be able to make others happy, something which I certainly admire. I'm proud of them for how far they've gotten so far, both in their life and as a person, and I'm so very happy for them.

I wanted to make this post to simply tell them that they are not beneath anybody else. They are an equal, they are worth other's time, and they deserve to be treated with respect, to be able to smile and be happy. I know it's likely that this will never reach them, and I don't mind that. But if it does reach them, I only have one thing to say, directly to them. So here goes.

Thank you, Ellie, for being so kind and caring towards me these past few years. Your artistic talents have only further blossomed since I've met you, and your attitude always is able to make me smile. I'm happy that I've been able to get to know you, to help how I can, and to be there for you as much as possible. I can't wait to see what the future holds for you, and for our friendship. I hope it is something amazing. Stay adorable, Ellie!

[auroranocturnis]

Shout out pt 2

So this ghost I mentioned is actually really precious and beautiful. She's an amazing artist, talented roleplayer, and is even adorable, just when she's sitting and laughing! She likes cooking, though she evaporates eggs, and... I don't know how I'd live life without her. She helps me to feel... Complete. If I lost her, I'd be lost myself.

I love that little shy spirit so much, and she deserves to be happy. I hope I can make her happy.

[auroranocturnis]

Hey hey

Casual shout out to a very cute ghost who deserves lots of love and praise you know who you are

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

Gordon is precious and I love him.

[theriu]

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.