The Divine Alchemist

Sam + they/them + legal ||| This account is NOT spoiler free.

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[greelin]

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[cookies-super-secret-blog]

great things are happening

[abigail]

how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out

[abigail]

how life feels when you go alone to see a movie that really just hit you deeper than expected and resonated with you in some kind of way and when you leave the cinema the sun has just set

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[crazy-brazilian]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[justclownin]

[princessmo]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[squeakitties]

[inquisitorgrand]

[grinnersmiler]

the lesbian tide, 1971. Homophobic dog spans the ages

[what-if-no-one]