"look at my (x), boy." is the funniest phrase. big fan of it
i have faith this will find its target audience. look at my post, boy.

Janaina Medeiros
Sade Olutola
we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON

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"look at my (x), boy." is the funniest phrase. big fan of it
i have faith this will find its target audience. look at my post, boy.
cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence
i love this image sooooososososo much
they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid
i can't believe togachako is canon
aradia “thousand yard stare” megido
"kill them with kindness" WRONG!!! WATCHER'S CROWN!!!! 🔥🔥🪱🪱🫀🫀🩸🦷🦷👁️🐺🐺🕷️🕸️🕸️🕷️🕷️🐜🐜🐜🐜🦟🦟🦠🥩🥩🥩🥩⚰️⚰️⚰️☢️☢️☣️🔪🔪🔪🌑🌑🌑🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️☁️☁️☁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
squint for me real quick
Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real. “I am not harmed by fire or explosives.” Say that outloud. Remember it. The only thing that’s stopping you is your own head. Never stop grinding.
“Cringe culture is dead” I promise you it is not. Please keep killing it. This is an ongoing fight. You’re all doing great though. I love you and please keep being weird. Please keep having fun.
i think it should be illegal to not allow an adblocker on your site and im not kidding
known risks associated with internet advertising include:
seizures (also see like half of the posts in the photosensitive tag on /r/epilepsy)
malware
privacy violations, just in general
the spread of harmful or malicious misinformation
potential to out queer/lgbtqia+ people against their will
it is a genuine health and safety risk to not allow people to block ads. if you feel the need to clockwork orange people into watching the ads that you're getting money for whether we see them or not then like. idk. drop dead or something im too tired to think of a good insult
"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave
OK SO
For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:
Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.
People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.
I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.
aloha kākou— hi, all!
hawaiʻi's only gender-affirming healthcare, the lavender clinic, is at risk of shutting down.
as a queer, kanaka woman, please help our community — queer youth here have little resources, & we need to outsource most. please help them stay open.
Please help us survive--our community needs us! We are raising money to benefit The Lavender Clinic, and a… N Ryan needs your support for T
Fumi Nakamura, “The Noise Must Become Music”
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a gen z trans masc why their name is dave
this is taking me out whoever reblogged with this may god bless ur soul