things exist long after theyre killed

prayer is whatever you say on your knees parker•24•he•18+

[chubbettes]

[babeypisces]

[fishing-princess]

I used to think wasabi peas sounded disgusting but recently I got a chance to try wasabi peas that didn’t involve me going out of my way to buy them and-

well, for some reason my immediate thought for how to express that I like them now was to imagine a girl on her knees with swirly eyes blushing and flashing a double peace sign and going “I love wasabi peas!”

…I think certain types of perverts in my circles whose posts I see frequently are starting to rub off on me…

[fishing-princess]

I think it’s kind of beautiful that through the power of being mutuals with some people and seeing some types of posts they make/reblog that i usually find mildly amusing at best, I have gained the ability to imagine concepts like a wasabi peas mindbreak instant loss 2koma

[fishing-princess]

The moral of the story is that you should let the perverts in your life exert influence on you. It might give you highly specific mental images that are kind of funny to think about. Or something else could happen and that could be fun too

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[izzfizzpop]

Based off of a conversation I had with some friends

[necromancelena]

sadism is literally cute. its really really cute.

[lokisuggestion]

Under my wizard's robe theres just not any thing at all

[distillers]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[z4chstone]

straight edge ppl: i get so gay off that NOTHING

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[despicablewench]

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[glitter-hound]

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[carolsturka]

JEREMY STRONG AS KENDALL ROY IN S1E1: "Celebration"

[cuntbf]

i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot

[funstyle]

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

[funstyle]

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes