[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[sleepyclover-blog]

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

[radicalgraff]

"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"

Poster spotted in Olympia, WA

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

[were-ralph]

[bonersniper]

CUNT force trauma

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[stars-bean]

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[ink-the-artist]

bed creature 

he arrives when you need a break

[ink-the-artist]

no worries if your neighbor is mowing their lawn early in the morning hes soundproof

[ink-the-artist]

bed beast and beyond

[joodlesofdoodles]

Happy Mother's Day to these two

[segamascott]

[coelii]

how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

[coelii]

ah fuck this is currently breaching containment

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[depsidase]