avanthea

estp · aquarius · total drama· id say ur fave alenoah shipper but I'm probs ur 3rd or 4th · ravenclaw

[ladamabrava-deactivated20190513]

Y'all. Hurricane Irma is a Category 5 hurricane. She can destroy the islands like it’s nothing. Pray for the islands. Send good vibes.

[nottnocommathebrave]

“Good vibes” don’t mean shit. Recycle your fcking trash, advocate for wind farms and other renewable sources of energy, when all of us get to the age where we’re contempating cars homes, buy a Tesla, buy solar panels for your rooves. Invest 10, 20, 50 bucks a month in those same companies. Check the countless volunteer sites for opportunities with climate awareness organizations.

Fuck everyone and the whole “I’m a part of the movement because I am obligatorily upset about it.” Vibes don’t exist, your time and effort do.

[nintendette]

Did u just tell people to just buy a tesla in response to a hurricane

Pay for Puerto Rico, donate when money is needed for relief efforts. Call your family members, ask your Puerto Rican friends if their family is ok and offer comfort: those are actual ways you can act on good vibes in this time :)

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Who tf let Elon Musk on tumblr

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[clareyfray]

can you leave your favourite disney princess, hogwarts house and your starsign please?

[fairytailcelestialmage]

Anna, Gryffindor, Sagittarius

[frostysquirtle]

Belle, Hufflepuff, Taurus

[aru-dight]

Pocahontas, Slytherin, Sagittarius 

[ariel-riddle]

Ariel, Slytherin, Aries♡

[littlemisseightysixed]

Belle, Slytherin, Scorpio 💚✨💋

[lillyevanssss]

Mulan (She counts. Don’t you dare fight me on this.), Hufflepuff, Sagittarius.

[obliviaet]

Ahhhh jASMINE!! Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw, and Taurus

[anxioustrashpanda]

Princess Leia (since Disney took over star wars it counts, Slytherin,Cancer

[jerk-bending]

Moana, Gryffindor, Sagittarius

[boohboohghost]

Jasmine, ravenclaw, pieces

[stark-raving-romantic]

Ariel, Hufflepuff, Taurus.

[hibiscusoup-deactivated20221103]

Mulan, Slytherin, Aries

[orangboi]

mulan, ravenclaw, scorpio

[avanthea]

mulan, ravenclaw, aquarius

[avanthea]

[tdisgay]

gay

[beaky-peartree]

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Chris McLean, explain the rules, greets the 22 fools

Cliff jump, chicken 3, homeschooled sexist has to leave

Big sleep, ear kiss, Eva’s out and real pissed

Noah’s done, didn’t play, made us wonder if he’s gay

Talent show, Justin’s gone, Trent sang Gwen a love song

In the woods, pee your pants, Katie, Sadie missed their chance

Hail, mimes, Celine Dion, jello, chickens, Tyler’s gone 

Cody matchmakes for a bra, Izzy’s running from the law

*chorus*

We didn’t start the drama

it was always blaring since the show’s been airing

We didn’t start the drama

You can point the blame solely on Chris McLean 

Beth won’t do what Heather asks, Cody’s in a body cast

Screaming Gopher’s doing worse, Beth released on them a curse

Trent is poisoned real bad, Sadie’s off and Katie’s glad

Duncan Courtney finally kiss, Harold sees Heather’s tits

Eat some stuff that’s sick and wrong, Eva’s back and then she’s gone

Heather’s kiss breaks some hearts, Gwen and Trent are torn apart

Bridgette gets sprayed by a skunk, Geoff evicted from his bunk

Bikes, Lindsay’s outta luck, Cartoon Network edits suck

*chorus*

Horror movies, making out, DJ’s chicken, there’s no doubt

Real killer on the loose, Gwen kicks his fat caboose

Heather gets shot in the rear, votes Izzy outta here

Duncan’s dog ran away, Geoff’s too nice, he cannot stay

Harold hides, Courtney pouts, Geoff and Bridgette making out

Right after the dock of shame, no one say LeShawna’s name

Goodbye Mr. Coconut, both the girls kick Duncan’s butt

Heather squirms, lost her hair, soon is booted outta there

*chorus*

Gwen and Owen recollect memories of 8 weeks in heck

Heather locked inside the can, Gwen and Trent hook up again

Have to run a crazy race, Owen wins most every place

Boys chuck Chris into the bay, Gwen wins in Norway

They all think they have to leave, Chris has more tricks up his sleeve

All get a 2nd chance to stuff more money down their pants

*chorus*

Million bucks, friendships made, Izzy changes her first name

Geoff and Bridgette share a face, shark swims up and eats the case

14 others still can play, other 8 that cannot stay

are Courtney, Cody, Noah, Sadie, Eva, Tyler, Zeke and Katie

Who will last and who will break? How much more can these kids take?

Will Courtney win her lawsuit? Who’s the first to get the boot?

Is Heather still the one we hate? Will Owen finally lose some weight?

Who will win? Is Noah gay? We’ll find out in TDA!

*chorus*

WHEW. it’s about time i shared this song with the world. my parody of ‘we didn’t start the fire’, summing up the whole TDI season. i wrote this years ago, before tda even aired, and i just now recorded it. please forgive my shitty voice and the shitty quality.

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

[jumpingjaverts]

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

[jumpingjaverts]

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

[childrenofthcorn-deactivated201]

Dear Tumblr

How about you stop worrying about first world problems and issues such as makeup not having the right color for your skin tone? How about we worry about more important things like human trafficking, children being abused, racism on both ends of the spectrums, the many people and children forced to work under harmful conditions in third world countries?

[magicponyprincess-deactivated20]

We can’t be friends if you don’t like Team E-Scope.

[jhgjhgjhfdgfd]

I'm not sure if you do headcanons but Wolfstar + Youtuber AU? I leave it up to you but maybe something like Sirius has a music channel (covers or instrument tutorials) and Remus reviews books idk and they're obviosuly Youtuber boyfriends? Sorry if my English isn't too good. Thanks :D

I haven’t before, but I totally can! ;P - Pls omg Sirius is totally a Beauty Channel (at least initially) - He has this tendency to sing when he’s doing makeup so it makes it into a few videos and his subscribers are o/c like ‘pls do some covers??’- Sirius, for all that he is an attention-seeker, thriving under the spotlight like sunflowers do in the sunlight, is surprisingly rather shy about his singing- He’ll happily belt out something intentionally awful, but as soon as he’s actually trying he gets nervous about what people think- James his bff and actual soulmate convinces him to do a cover of Not Alone (Darren Criss)- Naturally it Blows. Up. - Sirius is flustered with all the praise, but starts to add some more covers to his channel.- This song is how Sirius comes to Remus’ attention.- Remus reviews books. - He’s snarky af. Which his subscribers love. He’ll tear bland hetero-normative novels to shreds.- He gets super cute and enthusiastic when hes reviewing and recommending great queer novels. He can’t stop moving his hands about and playing with his hair and his face hurts from grinning. He has cute dipples which people love to comment about.- He also does readings from books and he has the Most. Soothing. Voice. - He gets some requests to do some ASMR videos of him reading.- His first ASMR video gets a ton of attention, people can’t get over the deep, soothing, spine tingling warmth of his voice. - His ASMR video is how he comes to Sirius’ attention.

- James sometimes has trouble sleeping and he looks into ASMR as a way to relax- This is how he comes across Remus’ ASMR reading video- He literally goes bounding over to tell Sirius about this youtuber with the sexiest voice ever. Seriously Sirius.- Sirius hasn’t really been about ASMR before but Remus has converted him. Holy shit he feels the tingles from his head to his toes. Is it the ASMR thing or is it just b/c Remus has a super hot voice? He does not know. He does not care.- Then he checks out Remus’ other videos. The first one he watches is one of Remus’ super cute recommendation videos and he swears his heart stops. - It has got to be illegal to be that attractive. - Even just a normal video with Remus’ voice has his stomach squirming pleasantly.- He leaves a comment on the video, that to sum up is basically like ‘You are illegally attractive what the fuck’- Now Remus is all about background music to his life, even when he’s reading he’ll have something on just so he’s not sitting in complete silence.- He likes to check out covers and original songs on youtube, b/c there’s always the opportunity to discover someone new.- Sirius’ video comes up on his recommendation list- Now Remus will tell anyone who asks that he clicked on the video b/c he’s a fan of the original song- This is a lie.- Remus got one look at the thumbnail of the too good looking to be real youtuber and had to click.- Mostly he intended to drool over their looks b/c you can’t be that pretty and talented, right?- Wrong.- The only thing that could distract Remus from Sirius’ to die for looks, was his voice.- Remus’ is a bit shyer about commenting, and despite wanting to he does not send a message that would have amounted to ‘You can do anything you want to me as long as you sing’- Imagine his heart when he happens to notice a comment from Sirius when he’s going through his comments.- He needs a medic b/c oh my god the hot guy has commented on his video, and thinks hes hot too? This cannot be real. Abort abort.- After contacting Lily and all but screaming to her about what he should do?? how does he handle this??? he sends a response.- After a few flirtatious comments back an forth in Remus’ comments they decide to move it out of the public eye, because holy hell people are noticing and it’s awkward as fuck.- Already they’ve got shippers trying to coin a name for them. (They settle on WolfStar based off the boys channel names).- They swap user names on WhatsApp or Kik or something - Much to the strain on both their overly excited hearts it turns out they both live in London.- James and Lily each have to suffer through the excitement and angsting from their friend over what Wolfstar is going to do- (Bonus: James was totally the one who coined Wolfstar)- (Bonus: Lily and James start chatting online b/c they’re making snarky comments about Wolfstar and notice each other.)- (They end up exchanging numbers and complain to the other about their best friend.)- Sirius is the one who suggests they meet up.- They decide on a Karaoke bar b/c it’s fun and casual (and Remus totally does not have ulterior motives. Nope.)- James and Lily are invited for moral support.- James and Lily are having the time of their lives laughing over how awkward their best friends are being.- James: [Sirius has just spent four hours going through his clothes for the perfect outfit. i have to critic every. single. one. kill me.]Lily: [Omfg same. Remus has spent at least an hour on his hair and keeps asking me if it’s okay. It doesn’t look any different than usual??? I’m just like “You look gorgeous babe.” and then he goes back to doing his hair????] - When they meet up Remus nearly gets kicked b/c he just starts laughing when he sees Sirius.- Sirius thinks its because he’s short. It’s not. (Mostly).- It’s nervous laughter. Remus keeps trying to apologise and explain through his giggles that it’s just because he’s super excited and nervous.- Sirius forgives him b/c he has a nice laugh.- They literally spend the entire night holding hands??? Unless they go up to sing separately. But even then its hard to let go.- Like, Sirius impulsively grabbed Remus’ hand to help with his nerves. Upon realising what he’d done he got embarrassed, but Remus wouldn’t let him go and told him he liked it.- (Their hands are both super sweaty and they both basically silently agree to ignore it and not mention it.)- (James gets a wet patch on his shirt when Sirius touches his shoulder, and he’s just “I don’t want to know.”)- They have a really great night and actually exchange numbers finally. - Remus goes to give Sirius a kiss on his cheek. And misses???- He gets his nose somehow.- James and Lily are in the background cackling whilst Wolfstar goes bright fucking red.- They start texting nightly after that.- Sirius is a serial texter and just spams Remus’ inbox. Remus tbh doesn’t mind, he likes knowing Sirius is thinking of him.- Except when its just like 20 memes in a row. Sirius, why.- They tend to go out on super casual cliche dates, like to coffee shops and museums.- (James and Lily are ‘officially’ bf and gf before Remus and Sirius get around to being boyfriends.)- Their fans are super in suspense and there are so many questions about what is going on b/c after the comments from both in Remus’ video they disappeared offline and never mentioned it. But occasionally a fan spotted them together and it just spread the rumours even more. (They’d both refused to publically comment on it until they’d sorted through it themselves).- The internet goes wild when they post their first video together as boyfriends.- (It’s Remus doing the “My boyfriend does my make up Challenge” on Sirius.)Aaaaaand that’s a wrap for now. I hope it’s what you were looking for friend. (It got a bit longer than I expected, but I couldn’t stop.) <3

[judge-tenderly]

My dash won’t load traitor

[cendrillonhee]

remus sitting on sirius’s lap by the common room fire. because, you know, platonic friends totally do that…

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

based heavily on this post; two very different trips on the Hogwarts Express 

[flaggermousse]

Valentine’s Day comic. Inspired by this text-post.

I immediately thought of these two when I read that text-post, and while I drew this thing, it turned out that others thought so as well.

[dorri]

 Full moon - The Marauders

 Yes remus is indeed in his human form during a full moon. i just wanted to show an example of loyalty.  :)

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

Lily Evans wants none of your shit and even the marauders get a little sick of the epic that is James Potter’s “pursuit” of the love of his life

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

GUYS THE NOTES I WANT TO CRY THANK YOU SO MUCH I MIHGT THROW UP

[msfubukiarchive]

based on this text post