BeBetterThanYouWere

He/them. Done being a US Marine. Teach me everything you know.

[nottnocommathebrave]

It's her.

[eco-situationism]

[flipocrite]

[caspercryptid]

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

[book--wyrm]

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like 'the god of children's hospitals' to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo's areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he's like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children's hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth​

[nudityandnerdery]

[thefreegladelancer]

Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

[daggerfall]

Woke Supreme™: blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong IRL

[lumikinetic]

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Bespoke: Blaming Todd Howard when things go wrong IRL In front of Actual Todd Howard

[weonsinnombre]

[rednightmare18]

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

[witcheshaven]

[rude-and-still-ginger]

Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS

[notmysecret]

5k in savings???????????????????????????????????

[catchymemes]

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

[bakasara]

I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, ‘surely these people are blowing it out of proportion’

AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD

[hotvampireadjacent]

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

[garbage-empress]

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

[hotvampireadjacent]

It’s not a fuckijg contest

INSECTS ATTACK

🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳

[kung-fu-cutbug]

[hotvampireadjacent]

That’s why I had to verbally call for them instead of our psychic link activating

[librarysilverfish]

this blog is a friendly space for twitter and tiktok refugees

but I am literally begging y'all to switch your icons and write literally anything human-like in your bios, we have been at WAR with the spam bots and you're dressed like the enemy

[whetstonefires]

shoutout to my recently acquired follower who i almost blocked as a bot due to their absolutely featureless blog, but then decided a collection of likes consisting entirely of Danny Phantom fanworks was probably indicative of a human mind

[catchymemes]

[incorrect-critical-role]

Fearne: Why are you on the floor?

Ashton: I'm depressed.

Ashton: Also I was stabbed, can you get FCG, please.

[the-last-knight-of-avalir]

Ah yes, the three dnd emotions

+ bonus, only avaliable to GMs

[bixbiboom]

[ID: A tweet from Liam O’Brien @.VoiceOfOBrien which reads: “Sprigg Report 033.” There are four pictures attached, each depicting Liam’s dog Sprigg in different situations. Sprigg is a miniature dachshund with a black coat and cream markings. In the first picture, Sprigg is laying on his side on a hardwood floor, looking sleepy. In the second picture, he’s standing on a patterned black and white woven rug, looking up and to one side toward the photographer. In the third picture, he’s standing on a rumpled up blanket from the Critical Role shop, wearing a blue doughnut pillow around his neck and yawning widely. In the final picture, Sprigg has been tucked into bed like a human child with his head resting on the pillow, clutching a black and white cow plushie in his front arms and looking into the camera with big, dark eyes. /end ID]

[notebooks-and-laptops]

So I've started watching Critical Role and I noticed a pattern

[denkryn]

Omar’s 4-sided dive debut 🐶

[critrolec3-cumulativefckcounter]

Total F-bombs Critical Role Campaign 3 Episode 26 Hidden Truths

Per Character:

Ashton: 22

Chetney: 10

Fearne:

Fresh Cut Grass: 2

Imogen: 7

Laudna: 3

Orym:

Total Fucks for Campaign So Far:

Fearne: 4

Orym: 21

Fresh Cut Grass: 30

Imogen: 63

Laudna: 63

Chetney: 179

Ashton: 434

Dorian: 18

Numbers collected from watching and following transcripts and are subject to when the curse is said in character. I'm only human so these counts might not be perfect if I didn't hear something or thought a f*ck was being said by the player not the character.