Princess Bootylicious

she/her • 28 • swe

[synth3ticanimal]

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[snowysoul-squrirel]

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

[spectrexviiii]

Elmo shall drag us from the fire

Elmo is good red hairy small person

[dinosauratyourwindow]

elmo said hi and have a good day :) so have a amazing day !!!!!!!

[nouveau-riche-princess]

[elucubrare]

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

[elucubrare]

#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#“and especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form 'shut up and let people have fun'”

REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s ignore daddy.

[importantanimalstories]

This is a blessing!

[coldcrashpictures]

[sophsun1]

Supernatural – 3.03: Bad Day at Black Rock

[kaijuno]

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[bogleech]

There's too much going on here

[naamahdarling]

"Skin: can't see it you worried?"

PLEASE READ the sheet it's amazing.

[dinahsdisco]

is this anything

[complete-clownery]

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

[complete-clownery]

my boy

[complete-clownery]

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

[sacred-portal]

[space-blue]

omg thank you

[martindykewood]

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

[t4timekeeper]

seeing discourse about “foreign films” is really funny when you’re not american

[t4timekeeper]

i saw a foreign film the other day. have you heard of Jurassic Park

[dragon-in-a-fez]

so my mother's in the hospital with some confusing symptoms and in walks a consultant named Dr House

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Dr House is a woman btw. fandom gays go ahead and enjoy that one on me

[dragon-in-a-fez]

update: my mum has been scheduled in for surgery and I'm pretty sure she's wrong about this, but she insists the surgeon's name is Dr Aioli

me: "house? aioli? what is this, a hospital for salad dressings?"

[the-haiku-bot]

me: “house? aioli?

what is this, a hospital

for salad dressings?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ah fuck I've haikued it again

[ina-gartens-weave]

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

[ina-gartens-weave]

his name is Pesto <3

[ina-gartens-weave]

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

[aichu-dechu]

[somewhatstacey]

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

[disneyflopera]

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]