Isopor :]

I like crustaceans | They/Them

[averageisopod]

what the fuck even is marmite why does it taste like this

[sillyspot]

So uhhhh

Intros, amirite?

um

here, have my intro:

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☆ | Name: Nì'awtu, Olo'eyktan ayfrokxä (Lonely, Leader of many frogs) ☆ | Nicknames: Nì'awtu ☆ | Pronouns: any/all (including neo) ☆ | Gender: fluid ------ Likes/Dislikes ♡ | Likes: nature, animals, conlangs, music, dancing, writing, art, drawing, singing, horror, sci-fi, all that jazz ♡ | Dislikes: confrontation (the messy kind), pollution, uhhh a bunch of stuff but idk man ♡ | DNI: pedophile, zoophile, bigot (transphobic/homophobic/racist/etc.), basic DNI, bots ------ Boundaries Dms: N/Y/A/Depends Friend Req: N/Y/A/Depends ~ Template created by im_a_fox5845 on discord

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[averageisopod]

heyy I just searched up my username for fun.. I didn't realise how many people used my intro template 🥹 I know this is from 2024 but I just wanted to say hey

[averageisopod]

That gives me an idea what if you called a child nahtan and then everyone at school calls him nathan and so he comes home one day and says "do you guys have an accent or did you actually call me nahtan.. cuz everyone calls me nathan.. and you guys don't.." and I go "wdym? Your name *is* nathan" and then one of nahtan's other mothers who is writing (backwards) on a blackboard turns around and says "I swear I put down nathan." And then I turn to look at her and shout "*YOU* WROTE IT DOWN?? *looks at nahtan* SHE WRITES EVERYTHING BACKWARDS" and then nathan sighs and just says "can you guys just rename me nathan" I say "alright"

[cheezitofthevalley]

sea creatures gif collection (Pt 1)

I think all of these are from gifcities.

[averageisopod]

lOW QUALITY FISH GIFS MY BELOVED

[utdr-fanfics]

Tenna x Boxten crack fic (suggestion from Anonymous)

Tenna Cheats On Boxten [[ NOT CLICKBAIT ]] by alphapinchesurasscom (or @alphapinchesurasscom on tumblr)

Complete fic! (One shot!)

Rating:

Not Rated

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

dandys world

Deltarune

Danganronpa

Relationships:

Polymikes - Relationship

tenna x boxten

cosmo x martlet

Characters:

Small Mike (Deltarune)

Cowboy Hat Mike (Deltarune)

Cat Mike (Deltarune)

Pluey - Character

Jongler

Battat

Martlet (Undertale Yellow - Master Sword)

Monodam (Dangan Ronpa)

Fresh Sans

Vee (Dandy's World)

Cosmo (Dandy's World)

Tenna (Deltarune)

Boxten (Dandy's World)

Additional Tags:

crackfic

i think

this was made over a period of a week or two

inspired by my two box heads

one tenna that i made

one boxten my friend made

cosmo and martlet are inspired by me and that same friends cosplay that we were just in at the convention

Language:English

pov: 3rd person

Words:493

Chapters:1/1

Summary:

self explanatory. click if youse dare.

LINK!

[averageisopod]

best fic ever in my totally unbiased opinion

[averageisopod]

omg I got violet isopods they're so cute you can see the food in their stomach... photos soon I'm gonna set up their enclosure and feed them veggies so they turn green teehee

[averageisopod]

WAIT wait WAIT WAIT they might just be naturally orangish but I SWEAR the orange in their orange changed when I fed them a different type of orange food but they've only eaten orange foods so uhm I'll experiment but like I swear they're less orange now

[averageisopod]

DUDE THEY AREN'T EATING THE PEAR is it too cold I'm sorry I'll make it warm for you waaaiitt pears are orange I'm the worst scientist ever

[utdr-fanfics]

Battat Crack fic

battat ends his life during a date by alphapinchesurasscom

complete fic

Rating:

Not Rated

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category:

Multi

Fandom:

Deltarune

Relationships:

Polymikes - Relationship

battat x pluey x jongler

Characters:

Battat

Jongler

Pluey - Character

Ramb

red pippins

Additional Tags:

battat jumps off a cliff

Help

dont drink pepsi and roll around on the grouend

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW FUCK OW FUCK GODDAMNIT OW OW OW FUCK OW

Language:English

pov: 3rd person

Words:321

Chapters:1/1

Summary:

dude i dont even know

[averageisopod]

THAT'S MY FRIEND!! MY PAL!! OMG!!

[averageisopod]

omg I got violet isopods they're so cute you can see the food in their stomach... photos soon I'm gonna set up their enclosure and feed them veggies so they turn green teehee

[averageisopod]

WAIT wait WAIT WAIT they might just be naturally orangish but I SWEAR the orange in their orange changed when I fed them a different type of orange food but they've only eaten orange foods so uhm I'll experiment but like I swear they're less orange now

[averageisopod]

omg I got violet isopods they're so cute you can see the food in their stomach... photos soon I'm gonna set up their enclosure and feed them veggies so they turn green teehee

[alphapinchesurasscom]

i made a diagram earlier today of some deltarune ocs

sorry for bad hndwritinf okey. rolanda is a plugboy and hat is a hathy ok. most of these probably break a lot of canon logic and whatnot but like i donr really care becausd like this is different than normal deltarun. okey.

i make deltarune ocs and get attached to them than i make another batch the next week. bets stays always tho shes da real one. how does she know so many darkners when shes the most socially anxious out of all of them? who knows brah LMAO. hiliory.

i have a drawing of like. cookie looking at talulas broken head. and she was too late to try to save her like with hilory. she was aiming for the bird. m

wawa is a tasque. most of my friends know ash as sexippins (because hes a sex dice) so like yeah ok. cookies probably really freaking unhygienic. ew. its okey thought you dont need to shower if you dont wanna!!!!!!!!

ok wawa ay and q-boy under the cut thing

hi blows you a kiss

also earlier. kinda butt but i think im in some king of artblock. ignore the unrelated buttcheek doodles. ok.

so like ay is an adisindssfj and plthen the plfugdddhdfgffffdaaad. sorry. ay is drawn weird. also. unintentional but q-boi and ays illegal business could be called q&ay get it i didnt even mean for that to happen. the cat was made to existence because of @averageisopod (hi) (i had to check the discord for your name……… cries) so i named the cat wawa because raiwnorld :)

ays cat ears are natural. surgery. for some reason??? vv.

i have a drawing of hathy and rolanda too but….. ion wanna get up and take a picture of themmm……. ok bye

[averageisopod]

WAWA WAWA wawa wawa

[averageisopod]

Trigger warning

For animal/pet death

Rest easy friend, may you have eternity with dill and grass, may your abscess no longer bother you, may you finally be with your pack mates again. I'll love you forever, and no matter how much or little I cry, what way of grieving I take, no matter what happens to me, it doesn't change how much you meant to me, you were my childhood, my innocence, my love, my joy, but I won't let your age strip that all away from me. I'll stay strong, I'll stay as happy as I can be, and I'll save others in your name and your names. Goodbye Pumpkin.

[averageisopod]

What do you mean it's been two I thought I joined in 2025

[darkhatkid]

What if battat was a paper eating isopod?

[averageisopod]

ISOPOD omg isopod I'm now obligated to show you my isoppins

[averageisopod]

spidey sense but I'm an isopod so is it iso sense or isopody sense

[averageisopod]

Can someone go back in time come to my house and tell me what position I was sleeping in yesterday because it was really comfortable

[askdess]

DESS OPINION THE DARK SALAMANDERS FROM RAINWORLD

// IM SORRY I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND DIDNT READ DARK SALAMANDERS AND ADDED A NOT DARK SALAMANDER AND DIDNT REALIZE IT TILL NOW THATS OKEY RIGHT THE CAT JUST SUMMONED THE WRONG SALAMENDER OKEY?? OKEY. //

currently crine

i hate drawinf friend okey

[averageisopod]

OHH MY GOD OH MY GOD SALAMANDER BELOVED THANK YOU MY SON HE'S BEAUTIFUL

[yumikotamori]