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Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

animentality

i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

broomchickabroom

OH MY GOD

sluttyfranzkafka

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa.

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather.

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Our latest episode

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People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious

arachnofiend

The best thing about this post is that Australia and Canada are in opposite hemispheres so you can run both segments simultaneously and the Australian will be in the worst of Canada’s winter while the Canadian is in the worst of Australia’s summer

Long time, no tumblr!

I fell away from tumblr and have posted very little in the way of anything, but just thought I’d update anyone who cared.

This is Steve! We’ve been dating since March and celebrated our first Christmas together. He’s been the highlight of 2016 for me and made a shitty year much less so.

That’s all. I just wanted to brag about him because he’s my favorite and I love him.

Now I will go back into tumblr silence for the next two years or whatever.

#me #personal #life #i love when life starts going right #after all this time i realize what it means to be in love #i'm being disgustingly mushy #and yet i don't care

azarovas

They did it! They opened up the TARDIS door.

They’re terrific, prolific. Made it better than it was before!

A ‘thank you’ from your crew. We crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who. (x)

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miles-lunas

so, uh, i gotta ask. are they familiar with the way i like to shop?

dooleyjeremy

Hi, I’m Ryan Haywood! By day I’m an Achievement Hunter. By night… we’ll see.

did-you-know

A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

Source Source 2

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You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

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chaotic good

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So I have a theory/headcanon that Jaime and Cersei are actually the children of Joanna and Aerys.

My reasons:

It’s clear that the madness is a genetic trait since it appeared regularly among Targaryens, who were known for incest.

Aerys was known to have a level of fondness for Joanna, and as the wife of his Hand she was around him a lot

It explains Joffrey

There is evidence that achondroplasia is a mutation that appears in older fathers which then has a 50% chance to be passed onto their children. While it’s possible Jaime and Cersei could also have been dwarves if they were Tywin’s, the fact they aren’t fits with Aerys being their real father

There is a certain poetic justice to the hated “Imp” being Tywin’s only trueborn child, and even moreseo the fact it was Tywin himself who passed him the gene.

How hilarious would it have been if poor Ned Stark had lived long enough to try and work that one out…

Footnotes:

The status of Rhaegar’s sanity is unknown. I’m put him as normal here, but in terms of both story and genetics he could potentially be or not.

Cersei is a difficult one. She also displays signs of madness but it’s impossible for her to be officially so unless Joanna also possessed the mutation, and I can’t see any evidence or where she’d have got it from unless it occurred spontaneously.

garrulus

i actually love this theory…

and correct me if i’m wrong, it’s been years since i studied anything genetics-related but if we assume that ‘Targaryen madness’ is a dominant trait (like Achondroplasia) then you only need ONE parent to pass it down which means Cersie could still have it without Joanna being even just a carrier. now, i don’t know how it would work with twins but since they are obviously fraternal twins i think it is possible for one of them to have gotten it while the other one didn’t because fraternal twins are genetically different as any other brothers and sisters. coincidentally tho, they just both turned out looking like their mother and we know of another half-Targaryen looking just like his mother don’t we… and because of their Lannister-like looks, it is possible that even Joanna wasn’t sure who their father actually was and she only became suspicious when she found them doing whatever they were doing as children which would also explain why she was so determined to hide it from Tywin. now if you’ll excuse me i have to go and die laughing about Ned Stark working that out.