space ho

my sideblog is @emmettsferalenergy if thats what youre looking for

[averyavocado]

disassociate to Everywhere at the End of Time and come to six hours later with tear tracks and this on your drawing app

[frogitivity]

I think we should let kids swear just a little bit

[frogitivity]

Hearing a 6 year old yell “fucking seabass” at his Nintendo switch is an experience I think everyone should have

[animatedtext]

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[hedgehog-moss]

Over the past few months I have asked a male architect for ideas & drafts for the renovation of the farmhouse, and at every turn I am stunned by his utter disregard for any cleaning-related concerns. For example, he is very into the idea of having in the living-room a big, non-openable window near the ceiling—which, granted, looks pretty, like having a piece of blue sky when you raise your eyes, but immediately I’m like, with a high ceiling, how will I clean this? You can’t open it so you have to clean both sides separately, and you can’t easily reach either side. I’ll need a tool with an absurdly long telescopic handle. He says, a stepladder. I’m like, but I’ll need to carry it by myself to the living-room and the front of the house every time. “So?” So a very tall stepladder is heavy? And it will be hard not to get dirty water dripping down the wall. He reacts like he can’t believe he is being asked to bring the concept of dirty soap water into his grand designs, like these are base, trifling considerations, when to me it’s a crucial factor in the decision to add this decorative window.

Similarly we both agree on leaving most of the wood beams exposed because they’re old and beautiful, but when I ask if we ought to insulate in such a way as to cover every other one, so the remaining ones are farther apart and it’s harder for spiders to use them as ready-made anchors for their webs, he just looks disgusted, like “I am talking about Architecture and you bring up spiderwebs.” At this point I start to entertain the idea that men make horrible architects. You design someone’s house to give them a nice, convenient space to live in, not to make their life more difficult. A man who has never used a sponge in his life should not be allowed to graduate from architect school and that’s the end of it.

[evilvillain123456789]

ok so this music you have shown me, it has truly given me insight into your utterly Fucked mind and personality

[redshift-13]

[fluffmugger]

Basically ever since we developed human brains we’ve been desperately trying to turn them off

[themikeymonster]

Humans: [evolve self-awareness]

Humans: oof, don’t like that

[afloweroutofstone]

[mckitterick]

in case anyone else had @wyvernisgod ’s question, I present @vamprisms ’s comment from the notes

[thesassyducks]

Splish splash I’m taking a bath 🐥💦

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[briandavidgilberts]

[nyctosaurid]

barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies

[nyctosaurid]

ok so like “the secret life of x” movies tend to not strongly explore the actual reasons why, exactly, their life has to be secret… they don’t really focus on it within the narrative. They do usually have some small justification for why animals or video games or toys or whatever have never just revealed themselves:

There’s no stated reason. They just pretend to not be alive. We usually can suspend our suspension of disbelief here because when it’s something like a video game or an emoji because any odd occurrences is perceived as a glitch or something similar but the actual reason why they aren’t too hung up on this kinda shitty lot in life isn’t said

They get something out of their current relationship with humans (like in toy story)

They have some specific reason to hide that they’re alive, like they die if they’re seen (like in the christmas toy)

They perceive themselves as sentient, talking creatures, but humans can’t understand them. They just see a squeaking mouse or an inanimate hot dog or whatever. 

and the last one is what most animal movies do, and it’s like, not devoid of weird implications but you can see where it mostly works.

but barnyard is the outlier here: it goes with tier one: the animals can talk and walk on two legs but just pretend that they can’t for unstated reasons. 

in the history of the barnyard world non human animals, at some point, decided to just pretend to be unable to speak. a “cow” or a “coyote” or a “hen” do not exist as we know it in the barnyard universe. the baa of the sheep is false; the ewe doesn’t understand it either. they only made up that noise to hide the fact that they speak human languages. a dog barking and running on all fours is a facade. animals naturally walk on their hind legs and made up whole postures just to appear non sentient.

and for what? what do they gain from this? they have no rights and no voice by their own choice. at one point a donkey claims the farmer is a good person because he’s vegan and a pig mentions bacon - this is not a fantasy universe devoid of death and misery and meat. do animals, in hushed whispers, remind their children not to sob in their real voice as they’re taken away? do the dogs not beg for kindness when they’re tied up and hit? do cows and chickens not cry for their life in the slaughterhouses? does a rat not scream a human scream when the trap misses their neck and only breaks their spine? Why? what is the point? They loose so much and have everything to gain.

anyways does everyone remember this really awful cat. it only appears in one scene but i can just sense the porn of it that would pop up if i googled it’s name

[inkthecryptid]

This post is like being tied to a chair as a a joker-style villain monologues and presses a gun closer and closer to my head as he reaches the climax of his rehearsed piece on the flaws of society and when he finally pulls the trigger it’s a little flag that says “bang!”

[straightboyfriend]

like honestly... there’s so much shit going on in the world & so many ppl are struggling secretly & i learnt in a very rough way that it’s important to be kind & give the people i love & people i don’t know kindness coz it’s free & i would never wanna make anyone feel bad. maturing emotionally is so rough yet so rewarding. good to be soft & kind

[beautanol]

I find the concept of growing in love so much prettier than love at first sight?? like one day you look at someone and you suddenly realize you see them in a different light than you did the night before. that’s falling.

[counterpunches]

#love at first sigh pfffft #love at 47th time you drink coffee together on a saturday morning when neither of you are functional humans yet #love at the first time you survive an ikea on a sunday together #love at first time you choose that this is the path you want to be on and this is the person you want to be on it with #love doesn’t happen at first sight #bc being in love isn’t how you feel it’s how you ARE and what you do #it’s choosing today and next tuesday and four years from now #you can’t be in love with someone the first time you see them because you don’t know who the fuck they are #you have to choose to stay and choose to know them and choose to see who they are #love is the fact of being presented with a neverending series of choices and choosing your person every time #love at first sight my ASS @fiddleabout

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Tbh it is kinda funny how so many Americans are convinced that every house over like 10 years old has a ghost.

"This house is ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD. People have DIED in here" like ok and...?

[0v9]

yea but in europe when they’re like “someone died here” they mean that like 4 generations have lived peacefully and passed of old age in this home. in america, “someone died here” is like “some dude locked his mom in the basement and she starved to death”

[snkatcher]

Happy thursday everyone

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[dozakhnama-deactivated20200830]

two girls coming together and plotting a gruesome vengeful death for the men who wronged them should be a romantic sub genre of its own

[cumbresborrascosas]

[averyavocado]

Goodbye Earl by the Dixie chicks on their iconic 1999 album Fly