i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
What’s an iPod?
been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…
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i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
What’s an iPod?
been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…
World Heritage Post
Percy Jackson episode 3 + text posts
Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it
Percy age 17:
The way they’re holding back the first “seaweed brain” like it’s a bass drop bc they know it is going to irreparably alter all of our brains forever
The way Percy “loyalty is my fatal flaw” Jackson didn’t even FINISH hearing out Medusa. He heard “betray-” and fucking bolted like omfg THIS is my Percy no one’s doing it like him
I SHOULD BE SEEING THIS ON MY DASH LIKE 5 TIMES A DAY NOW COME ON WHERE YALL AT
I will stop after Christmas
I won’t
just like mamas!
Happy holidays!
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"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.
so glad this one resonated
“celebrities queerbait" factoid actualy just statistical error. average celebrity cannot queerbait as it is a media analysis concept. Misha Collins, who lives in cave & maintained a legitimate queerbait for 3 entire days, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
DEFENDING KIT CONNOR ONLINE ISNT ENOUGH I NEED A FUCKING GUN
👋 I like your shoelaces.
river: waxing poetic about how you "can't expect a sunrise to love you back!"
the doctor: laying on their stomach kicking their feet in the air writing in their diary like "oh my God Professor Song was sooooooo cool today she took down six people with one single bullet!! and her hair was extra bouncy today, I wonder if she's bought a new shampoo? I should take her somewhere with zero gravity to see how bouncy it can truly get. And I FINALLY plucked up the courage to boop her nose and she didn't bite my finger!! greenlight!! I'm gonna boop her cute nose every time I see her from now on!! I have such a pretty wife. I love calling her my wife! my wife my wife my wife! I'm making dinner reservations for us under 'Professor and Mr. Song' as we speak. she's so cool I don't know how she puts up with me. I wish she'd spend more time on the tardis with me :(
the current featured article on wikipedia is really really really really good
Wikipedia…still the best of the content platforms.
...did not put "Hank Green returns to tumblr" on my bingo card for this year, but I guess
Your content has been incredibly inspiring over the years, and it was exactly what I needed to get through the pandemic. I really appreciate the work you've been doing.
I know you know significantly more about social media than me, but I'd suggest turning anonymous asks off
I didn't know that was an option! So far everyone has been very nice but...maybe that would be for the best...
“The Guy who Taught You Biology Now Wants to Delight Your Feet”
— Hank Green