Kay Nielsen. Night on Bald Mountain (Conceptual art for Fantasia), 1940.
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Kay Nielsen. Night on Bald Mountain (Conceptual art for Fantasia), 1940.
The photo vs the painting
Just messing around with gouache and trying to be bold with colour
Find me and my art elsewhere!
We released Lovingly Evil yesterday! It’s a dating sim where you get to create your own villainous character, go to the Villain Conference and meet some eligible baddies! You can date iconic villains such as the Evil Stepmother… or Satan himself! You can support us by buying the game or wishlisting it for later: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1247020/Lovingly_Evil/
tropes i will never get tired of
fake dating
omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)
deadpan jokes while swordfighting
the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy
oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love
Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are
funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them
the villains presented as the protagonists
*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*
“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*
“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*
traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd
characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening
using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working
a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical
a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain
“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]” “you lost it, didn’t you?” “yeah”
“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?” “raise the dead” “and what did you do?” “raised the dead”
“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*
This right here is a serotonin generator
Something unlikely happening + two people swapping money in the background
Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride
Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers
Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.
all other poetry is cancelled
Vanhus muistelee kuinka YLE aikoinaan kaaauan kauan sitten käänteli Tähtien sotaa:
Blaster = läjäytin Lord Vader = Valtias Vader Millenium Falcon = Toivon Haukka Jabba the Hutt = Tsäbä The Force = mahti Maybe it’s a drill = Ehkä se on pora
Toisaalta Suomi ei ole ainoa maa, jossa on menty asenteella “jos ei käänny suosiolla niin sitten väkisin”. Islannissa esim. Luke on nimeltään Logi Geimgengill, eli Lauri Avaruusaskeltaja…
Tolkienin Hobitti käätyi ensin nimelle Lohikäärmevuori. Hoppeli Kalpa Kassinen siinä lähti seikkailuun Gandalfin, Topon, Popon, Vilin, Kilin, Jorrin, Orrin, Ontin, Klontin, Pihnun, Puhnun, Kuhnun, ja Ukonnuolen kera! Tapasivat matkalla Kulpsin, ja pelottavan lohikäärme Kyty.
Kulps on kyllä objektiivisesti parempi käännös kuin Klonkku.
DEPLOY THE BOY
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the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware
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Both are friends.
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But how about gharial and caiman?
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The gang’s all here
crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.
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So it’s not a funeral…
…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.
You might even call it
a murder investigation.
we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:
to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:
and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether
i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason
if it ain’t broke
It soon will be
This move is considered the most lethal hunting tactic in the animal kingdom. It also has the most metal name in all of biology:
The Death Roll
Tärkeä kysymys: jos keltanen auto ei liiku, saako siitä lyödä kaveria?
Mun mielestä ei mut mun kaverin mielestä joo mä tarviin vastauksia
Sä oot väärässä
Jos auto on keltanen, saa lyödä, ois se sitten liikennevalois, parkkiruudussa tai vaikka ojan pohjalla
tein tämmösen näppärän kaavan jolla tarkistaa tilanne, laita vaikka taustakuvaks puhelimeen
i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”
When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed ‘Evil Chancellor Traytor’. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, ‘chancellor’ just came with the word ‘evil’ in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like ‘grand’ or ‘high’ or something along those lines.
Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called ‘the kingslayer’.
The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the ‘settlement’ in my sister and I’s closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog.
The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the ‘evil’ in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler - or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people.
But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader; because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the ‘machinery of politics’ working as smoothly as ever.
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he’d done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don’t know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like:
Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can’t the king see how wicked he is?!
Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king’s back, we’ll know where to look!
Evil Chancellor Traytor’s Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn’t looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs… *insert iconic evil laugh*
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom’s cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I’s games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special ‘episode’ where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor’s diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that ‘Traytor’s grave would have a body’ (this seemed very important for some reason).
And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called ‘Tyrant King Cobra’.
::closes tab, shuts off computer, and proceeds to have the best day ever just by knowing this exists::
i will always reblog Evil Chancellor Traytor
i want evil chancellor traytor to be incorporated in actual tv show
None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
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