Ash

Just black tar pits, and empty eyes. 23.

[sixpenceee]

Husky Dalmatian mix                           

Source

[bagels-are-my-friends-deactivat]

jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead

jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. i will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Marriage vs. friendship

[theskanderbeg]

This baby fever will never leave me.

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, March 22, 1910

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

this is entirely accurate actually

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[vote-for-eggman]

Fris-bear

[fluffychesnut-blog]

talented bear

[itb-me-deactivated20160811]

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lesbian-bottom-memes]

my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top—

[pasteletonartstache]

my lesbian electrician gf or, as I like to call her, my power bottom

[lesbian-bottom-memes]

thank you for the best comment i’ve seen in my fucking life

[aurora-who]

my gamer girlfriend, or as she likes me to call her in the bedroom, my nintendo switch

[shock]

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

[galahadwilder]

I am CAPTAIN LIGHT holy shit that’s kickass

[guardiankarenterrier]

Monarch Gorilla.

technically i think thats taken.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

The Terrible Heart

[gryotharian]

I’m the *CRIME SHARK*

[perfectlygenericblog]

“Gentleman Cat”

[cookingwithroxy]

King Cat.

[nowisuniverse-deactivated201912]

mutant pit

[pinky-finger-in]

Conductor man

[kneegrow-chan]

Ghoulish Chill

Fucking ominous i love it.

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

The Terrible Twister.

[amkrii]

So either you have tornado powers or you can spin your fist fast enough to rip off someone’s dick?

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

[peliaosfiendline]

Commander Freeze.

Because there wasn’t enough ice based villains on DC comics

And those are just the four most well known…

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

MISTER BEEF

[such-justice-wow]

Tycoon Cat :D

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Maestro Rubber Duck

[magspies]

TOP SHARK

[beelzeboofo]

KING LIGHT!

[block]

[anxietyproblem]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[that-twink-over-there]

The titles they all get really are Something

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

[secondclassvines]

[friarlucas]

one thing i hate about media is how there’s no sort of representation for how badly friendship break ups fuck you up. like there are a million and one films about romantic break ups but i have yet to see a film or television show that accurately depicts how difficult friendships falling apart can be and how that stuff can really leave you with wounds and behaviors that take ages to heal

[mhmm-honeybee]

BRUH.

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[saint--claire]

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

[vialhazard]

[gaypeopletwitter]