jo hi crec

☀︎ barça ☀︎

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[awiniesta]

can someone nutmeg courtois the giraffe

[awiniesta]

COUTINHOOOOOO

[paulpgba]

calling shakira a wag is disrespectful

piqué’s the wag in that relationship

[heartsoftruth]

Goal + Full Celebration: Lionel Messi scores the winning goal against Real Madrid [2-3]. 

It’s also his 500th goal for FC Barcelona!

[awiniesta]

i’m speechless yall leo is amazing ugh his mind

[dailyfcb]

Philippe Coutinho of Barcelona celebrates with team mate Lionel Messi after scoring their team’s first goal during the Group B match of the UEFA Champions League between Tottenham Hotspur and FC Barcelona at Wembley Stadium on October 3, 2018 in London, United Kingdom.

[awiniesta]

ugh barca get your heads in the game

[awiniesta]

i rlly do love this team wow

[awiniesta]

i wanna thank not only god but JESUS

[seatsbythepit]

Can football help traumatised children?- BBC News

Can football help children traumatised by war and gangs? Arsenal football club is building pitches and training coaches in Jordan and Indonesia to try and do just that. They’ve teamed up with Save the Children psychologists to develop a football programme that works on children’s physical and mental health - as well as teaching them about their rights. It’s being launched today by former Arsenal Captain and world-cup winner Per Mertesacker. Our reporter Catrin Nye joined him teaching Syrian refugees a few moves in a vast refugee camp in Jordan.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Awkward silences are not your fault because the person you’re talking to had as much of a responsibility to keep the conversation going as you do.

[ultraiboothings]

[messitheking]

Favorite players [2/?] ↳ Sergi Roberto (FC Barcelona & Spain)

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[jungkooks-tuna]

나: 왜 세상은 파괴하고 있어?!

외계인: 영어는 밖에 없다고 생각하는 사람이 있거든

나: 그래, 알았어

[aroundu]

من: بۆ عەرز لەناو ئەبەن؟

فەزاییەکان: لەبەر ئەوەی کەسی واهەیە کە پێیوایە ئینگلیزی تەنها زمانە کە پێویستە بتوانێت قسەی پێ بکات

من: ئێدە باشە موشکیلە نیە تێ ئەگەم

[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

[mishal-77]

best of | world cup 2018 (part 1).