happy girl

⚭ellie⚭21⚭art studies theater⚭

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[pinkfurcoat]

[siyun5-deactivated20170606]

Me

[purelypixar]

[noyaboya]

scottish twitter strikes again

[scienceofdeducjohn]

santa clarita diet season 3 was as hilarious as s1 and i need more asap

[nickelodeonhistory]

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[itscolossal]

The Phenomenon Of “Crown Shyness” Where Trees Avoid Touching

[jturn]

no homosynthesis

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

“MOTHER NATURE HE’S TOUCHING ME”

“I’M NOT TOUCHING YOU”

[plutothewitch]

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

[skarchomp]

had a dream once that Nickelodeon did a big crossover of all their cartoons and the main villain was Zim trying to conquer all the earths and when he got to the Fairly Oddparents they tried to wish him away but it didnt work so they checked Da Rules and Zim had scribbled in there (with permanent marker!) “Zim can do what he wants” so they couldn’t do anything

[skarchomp]

the only other part i remember is Dib was explaining the situation to the other characters and the fact that people like Jimmy Neutron and X-J9 and Timmy Turner automatically just accepted that Zim was an alien made him so happy he broke down crying

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[withnofuckstogive]

That’s Jimmy Buffett

[hydro-homies]

[belf-on-the-shelf]

but you left off the best response to his tweet:

[flatwood-mac]

[bromgah]

[bookhobbit]

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

[overelegantstranger]

the girl in pyjamas is the vampire

[themauvesoul]

Also:

If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous

“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone

Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”

It would take u like 100 years to major in everything

Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot

Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u

College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature

Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler

If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major

Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.

[captainlordauditor]

#there literally was a guy who bit someone’s neck at my university #in my last year#everyone was just like ‘CAMPUS CRYPTID’

also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isn’t that weird

[meangirlnurse]

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

[meangirlnurse]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Show up uninvited! Invite yourself to the party! Be the belle of the ball! Make a scene. Get kicked out. Set fire to the lawn.

[a-kettle-of-vultures]

Be the final pam you wish to see in the world

[jellyjampie]

I couldn’t not do this.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

YOU FIXED IT YOU FIXED THE MEME

[fivekittendeathpunch]

Finally, thanks to our phones we’re becoming the cryptids we truly are inside.

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[golgak-the-goblin-deactivated20]

Baby boomers: racist bitches

Millennials: angry witches

gen Z: chill cryptids

[mars-ipan]

please give me ram horns please give me ram horns please give me ram horns please give me ram horns please give me ram horns ple

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