Welcome

To my stream of consciousness

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This about to be my new diary

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I wanna put lotion on an elephant

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Just finished the good side of bad karma by klancekorner and lemme tell you I will shake my ass for money and pay you to finish it... I’m not gonna @ her cause idk her tumblr @ and also that just feels like harassment but like if you see this honey DM me I’ll do it just I need something to get me through this dark time

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Am I god? Whose to say but the man himself.

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I don’t help myself mentally too often but one thing I did do that helped me heal myself in the head was never watching the last season of voltron... I just created my own ending with fanfics and spoilers in my head and now I’m not okay but at least I still think lance and Keith are married and in love

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I literally never NEVER watched seasons 7 and 8, only some clips that were recommended (mostly Lance in s7). My view of the last two seasons is entirely shaped from Klance edits on tumblr, youtube and fanfics, mostly fanfics.

I have no idea what people mean when they say that the last two seasons happenned, not in my book they didn’t

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I’m gonna make a klance fanfic list nobody asked for

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Hi.... she walked through the opening in my leg... I would give her my body to eat if she was starving... I would give her my human life to live if she asked... <3

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I gotta be honest I have two accounts logged into on my tumblr app, both are spam accounts just for different things, this one is my thoughts and the other one is just shit I reblog but I can’t follow people with this account I can only follow people with the other so I have no control I’ve given it all up to this god forsaken app

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Just finished the good side of bad karma by klancekorner and lemme tell you I will shake my ass for money and pay you to finish it... I’m not gonna @ her cause idk her tumblr @ and also that just feels like harassment but like if you see this honey DM me I’ll do it just I need something to get me through this dark time

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I don’t help myself mentally too often but one thing I did do that helped me heal myself in the head was never watching the last season of voltron... I just created my own ending with fanfics and spoilers in my head and now I’m not okay but at least I still think lance and Keith are married and in love

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I want to meet one of those super rich kids they talk about in fanfics and movies and books that thinks that “working hard” is just using his parents money to open a business that runs itself or that uses helicopters as transportation or think Gucci is street wear

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Somebody has probably already said it on social media somewhere but I love those silent conversations you can have with the people closest to you, with just one look you can convey a whole conversation. Even when I go to look at someone and they don’t look back, it’s still comforting to myself to know I have someone in my life that I want to interact with so bad I need to look at them to let them know I thought of them, or that I know they understand me.

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I just wanna know if bts gets any real coochie??? I know millions of girls all over would die for them but are they even allowed to dabble in the dark arts? I have seen some fuckin videos that makes it seem like they can’t even talk to girls so that begs the question... are they all virgins or have they taken a bite of the forbidden fruit if you will...

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I think I just wanna fuck junkook maybe

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Everyone is talking about how they’re Regressing back into their One Direction phase but I’m diving 12 feet deep back into klance fanfics and it isn’t going to be healthy 

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Some people started to read more over quarantine or learn to knit or start a new hobby... well I started kpop, I wanna know what the hype is, what is everyone so obsessed with, at I missing out? I will start my research and I will get back to you all.

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I just wanna know if bts gets any real coochie??? I know millions of girls all over would die for them but are they even allowed to dabble in the dark arts? I have seen some fuckin videos that makes it seem like they can’t even talk to girls so that begs the question... are they all virgins or have they taken a bite of the forbidden fruit if you will...

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Never Forget

There are always second chances, but doing it right the first time is always better.

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never forget walking 4 miles to the local grocery store to buy wax strips and nair to then wax your best friends butt with your sister and your Mexican exchange student