Enjoys Dick.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[antisolanum]

Look I’m not even a father yet so don’t fucking start with me

[srabl00d]

it sucks when u have someone on ur mind that u can’t have in ur arms

[tinderventure]

Pickup line of the year

[nativenews]

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

wtf

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

[geekandmisandry]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[voidambassador]

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

[drhds]

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

[batfangzz]

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

[oppa-homeless-style]

give me your fucking wig

[kama-aina-killmyself]

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

[browsedankmemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[ruinedchildhood]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[youlovetoseeit]

I feel scared

[mrslean]

I hate when people ask me how I’m doin  I’m fuckin terrible thanks for reminding me.

[nowyoukno]

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

[jammerlee]

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

[joetheyarharpirate-deactivated2]

“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

[pinkmet-al]

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

[massivelimestonecube]

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

[jami-c]

Watson started saying “bullshit” instead of “false”

…which is one of my favorite things that has ever happened.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

[mysharona1987]

[resist-much]

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[pleasegivememyaccountback-deact]

reblogging for that gif