[matchagirl]

worth sharing here cuz i think y’all have been saying the same shit. good take

[ohlluk]

[snorlaxatives]

no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron

[unculture]

not to be That Bitch but it’s another example of an anglicized disaster of a name from biblical hebrew, which was aharon and imo infinitely more badass than aaron others in this cursed category: elisheva (elizabeth), yirmiyahu (jeremy), mikha-el (michael), matisyahu (matthew), shoshana (susanna)

[snorlaxatives]

you really are that bitch huh i feel educated as fuck right now

[ground-zoro]

arán is Irish for bread :) 

[hilariously--tragic]

Two types of people

[entropvy]

hmm what to post on tumblor dot com ? 🤔

[entropvy]

THIS 👆👆LIL DUDE RIDIN A DAMN BIRD❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ 😂😂😂 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 😭😭LOL!!!

[awkwardgaysposts-blog]

bRuH LOOK AT THIS dUDEEEEEE

[corndog-patrol]

gUYS IT’S BARELY SEPTEMBER BUT-

[naotarou]

Do you ever love a character so much that you just

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

the lofi anime beats kid finally ran out of stamina

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Look what I got as a sponsored ad on Facebook today - teeth! At first glance thought they were a weird choker.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me ordering my teeth choker

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me receiving my package only to realize that those are not chokers and I have been fooled

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me supergluing the teeth onto plain chokers, wearing them everywhere and calling it fashion

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Me wearing it like a god damned diva

[waffle1up]

Man just you wait until an egirl actually does this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

That will be me

[ruinedchildhood]

[as-if-and-only-if]

THROW IT IN THE DIRT.

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[ham-strokers-ejacula]

Fixed it.

[ironpour]

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

[no-this-is-jarod]

they got mad

[oh-archivist]

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

[skelebon3r-blog]

i am going to reblog this until i die

[sparrow-va]

…oh

[mintedwitcher]

Seriously its just not funny and I wish people would stop

[literallywhatthefuckispolenta]

I reblog this every fucking year. Leave them alone.

[geekandmisandry]

Every year.

[damion-the-skeleton]

oh noooooooo

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Leave them the fuck alone

[euphoriakat]

Honestly same

[may12324]

Bonnibel and Marceline! Will be available as an A3 print at Smash and on my etsy a few weeks after.

[vivienvalentino]

do you ever just

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

[taragrimface]

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

[autumngracy]

Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

[salty-inc]

Mobile tumble user moodboard

[the-vigilante-talisman]

[mogsam]

he has the range 💅🏿 || another umino iruka commission by @mohtz || 1st

[bisexuanal]

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

[patrickat]

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

[runcibility]

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

[smitethestate]

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

[soryualeksi]

“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”

Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

[january-warlock]

#marie kondo your marriage

[bloodytales]

Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”

“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”

And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.

If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.

If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.

[the-greentext-guy]

[wafflebloggies]

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;