That_awkward_moment

I'm only a twenty-one year old anglophile obsessed with Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Disney, Jane Austen, and Cats *MEOW*

[bigsadeyes]

being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

I know you girls aren’t fandomblogging about the U.S. Navy Recruitment Ad Cinematic Universe

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

If Trump goes to prison during pride month I will literally never stop laughing like to charge reblog to cast give me all of your evil thoughts and prayers for this freak to get his first ever consequence.

[sonata-stigmata]

LOVE the set design in the new batman movie. they said fuck that penthouse, white walled, all glass mansion shit, bruce wayne lives in dracula's castle

[girlfictions]

if you’ve been on tumblr for a while then you are one of three types of people. you either A) have kept one main blog since the beginning that you shift to revolve around your current interests and hope your followers understand. B) you have a main blog for general stuff and then 17 specifically curated sideblogs each dedicated to a different hyperfixation you once had. or finally C) you create a new email and make a brand new main blog every time you change fandoms whilst quietly deleting your old one and acting like it never existed. personally i’m C what about you guys

[hunterschafer]

ROBERT PATTINSON as NEIL TENET (2020) dir. Christopher Nolan

[pyreo]

are there actually new tumblr users or are we just memeing ourselves into a fever dream where this site is popular again like two hundred thousand people hallucinating as they die in a trench

[prokopetz]

Housecats are often described as soft creatures with pointy ends, but this is not in fact the case – or, at least, putting it that way overlooks a critical distinction.

Though a housecat’s claws are often termed “retractable”, it’s more accurate to say that they’re protractile. A retractable claw is extended at rest, and must be deliberately retracted; a protractile claw, conversely, is retracted at rest, and must be deliberately extended.

In other words, a housecat’s resting state is soft. The cat chooses to be pointy.

[omghotmemes]

Keep on trolling in the free world

[errantscience]

This comic shows what it’s like to browse literally any website these days

[powerburial]

build your army, form powerful alliances, wage war with your enemies. all on tumblr.com

[filmgifs]

Do you believe in ghosts? Last Night in Soho (2021) dir. Edgar Wright

[snorlaxatives]

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

[val-ritz]

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

[huffylemon]

[filmgifs]

One final thing I have to do. And then, I’ll be free of the past.

Vertigo (1958) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

[fineas-and-pherb]

(x)

[weeee]

@weeniepolice He earned it

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

what is stopping hackers from displaying jeff bezo’s credit card number on times square

[louisinart-like-cuisinart]

That just isn't right. If they displayed his credit card number, the credit company would likely waive all charges made to the account and pay for it by raising fees for everyone else. If they display his DEBIT card, though, that's a direct line baby.

[sweetsweetemo]

you. i like you.