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er-cryptid

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

pomegranatepistols

I don’t know what to do with this information

i-am-full-of-beauty

… don’t die

ultrafacts

The woman who can smell Parkinson’s disease.

Her husband had Parkinson and died a few years before. She always claimed that before he had developed any noticeable signs of Parkinson, his smell had changed.

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Lmao 😂

It’s that time of year again

robotatertot

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@elodieunderglass

elodieunderglass

Here it is, merr chrismas

melonmemes

The spirit of a Generation

miracu-less

You’ve gone too far.

mysharona1987

letsbefans

salty-red-mage

I mean, they’re also idiots because they have no sense of how big a billion is.

fakehistory

Fortnite is created (July 25, 2017)

melvinandlugnut

You can’t just make me look at this with my person eyes and expect me to remain

unrealunearths

it doesn’t feel like christmas

localstarboy

“how’s life going?”

me:

1dietcokeinacan

This video is my lifeblood.

babyanimalgifs

Pure talent (@lukefontana)

bear1na

Merry Christmas - Spider-Man by Ryan Ottley *

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sneakyfeets

We as a community need to recognize that as far as story writing goes, Infinity Wars was bad

Loki, trickster god, dying because his ‘sneaky machination’ was literally just a frontal stabbity assault on a guy with two Infinity Stones? Bad. Valkyrie just straight up not existing? Bad. Gamora being tortured and abused by Thanos her whole life, only to be killed at her abuser’s hands because he ‘really loved her’ in order to give her abuser “'complexity’”? EXCEEDINGLY BAD. Said ‘love’ and ‘grief’ being the reason the closest attempt at stopping him fails? Salt on the wound, super fucking bad. Wanda letting Wakandan soldiers give their lives to stall and risking the fate of Wakanda as a whole and trillions of other lives across the universe because she doesn’t want to POSSIBLY kill her Mark Hatsune boyfriend? HIGH TIER IMMERSION-BREAKING BAD. Thanos just, in general, having years to formulate a plot and deciding that killing off half the universe was what was going to save it instead of using infinite power to provide resources or stability that he was worrying about or just really doing anything else with THE POWER TO REMAKE THE UNIVERSE that wasn’t absolutely moronic because of different repopulation rates in species and the fact that a randomized 50% kill snap could end up destroying people who want to help maintain the universe and letting those who want to actually harm and harvest it flourish and just, like, it was so stupid there was absolutely no reason that his choice stands up to his under any amount of rational thought and it was just done to make their villain seem Deep and now has allowed reddit eugenicists to crawl out of the woodworks in support of this moronic choice? Really. Fucking. Bad.

Infinity Wars had some good humor but God damn the story writing was so fucking bad and we need to admit that

vesperazylra

FUCKING THIS.

THANK YOU OP.

Couldn’t have said it better

mastreworld

This! It wasn’t just lazy; it was bad. You can’t cover up a poor story with flashy action and think people won’t notice.

I never expected any of my favorites getting much screen time but I thought the movie itself was going to be epic. It wasn’t.

Thanos idea of halving the population doesn’t hold water so he would either be delusional or plain stupid to think it would work but the movie doesn’t give an answer to which. It doesn’t explore his psychology at all, despite the claim that it’s “his” movie. And relatable? To whom? There is nothing there. Just the same, flat, old villain all over again.

Next time, try putting some thought into it.

peregrinelight

1) If Hulk didn’t stand a chance neither did Loki. We all knew this. The attack was a last ditch attempt that he knew wouldn’t work because he knew he couldn’t stand up to Thanos.

2) Valkyrie wasn’t in the movie for the same reason Korg wasn’t or. She’s not relevant right now.

3) No one wanted to kill Vision because hes integral to the team, not just Wanda. Cap was literally against killing him. You not liking Vision and equating him to just a robot is your own problem, not bad writing

4) Thanos… did love Gamora. That’s the point. It just emphasized how fucked up it was because he did… love her in his mind. It’s reprepeatedly called out as bad. Not once is it intended to making him sympathetic.

5) Plenty of parental abusers think they love their children. This isn’t anything new.

6) Makikg a 3D villain with personality, (flawed) motivations, and reliability/pitiability isn’t bad writing. It’s a good character with depth and a good villain. Thanos wanting to take over the world for no reason would have been bad writing. This game him a flawed but recognizable motivation. Good writing.

7) Just because y’all didn’t personality enjoy something doesn’t make it bad writing.

8) Thanos’ plan was dumb and illogical. That’s the point. At no point did anyone say it made sense except him, who we all KNOW through his course of being a bad guy, is wrong. That’s just basic surface level story writing y’all. Just like in BP when Killmonger wanted to wage war with the entire world. It made sense to him, but it was still blatantly wrong. That’s… the point of a villain.

9) Like idk what to tell y’all I’m sorry you’ve never seen a movie that uses basic storytelling methods before.

10) We as a community don’t need to do shit just because you personally didn’t like a movie. Grow up.

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