Oh look at the kitty...

Full Time Fangirl/ Scientist/ Veteran Advocate masquerading as a productive adult

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Yes!!!! 🤤🤤🤤

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Dacher, you beauty!

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TSN690 commentators calling Doby's stick a fire poker is certainly something. 😆

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I've bitten off three fingernails and clenched some non-existent pearls about 80 times during that last Habs PK. I don't know that I can handle this coming OT.

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Thank you, Pizza Guy Phil!

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A meteorological inversion can cause contaminants to have increased exposure time for those on the ground as cold air is trapped near the ground and often more wet! Because cities are prone to temperature inversions, this is a major driver behind city smog. It's exacerbated by the fact that cities are often at the lowest point of their surroundings (due to the historical tendency to settle close to water)

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This. But with the 5000 head herd of dairy cattle in three large barns this winter when we had consistent below freezing temps and the stench of their manure pits was enough to burn out your nose hairs as you drove down the interstate. 😩😩

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Of course it would be Doucherov with the goal.

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Powerhorse goal! 🚨🚨

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corey perry yelling in the box looking like a dehydrated geriatic

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Read that as dehydrated garlic... Statement still valid.

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kirby's back in the circle of friendship 🥺 | 07/04/2026

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Kirby is back, but we'll probably never have Sam watching over like a doting father again. 😩😩

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Pet photo dump as an attempt to cheer my depressed ass up because hot damn has life been throwing some haymakers at me lately. I present to y'all my fur nephews and niece, starting with a sleepy Potato, my new 45lb parrot/rescue fur nephew Odin, Potato squirrel watching, Odin sleeping, and lastly my fur niece, Tilly Toodles.

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monty as backup... i know its because weve basically clinched and theyre just looking to up his trade value and rest doby by maybe having him cover some of the final games but goddddddd at least he is alive

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My buddy is at the game and sent me this picture and I pretty much said the same thing.

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Minding my own damn business, watching a documentary on Florida's karst topography and how it relates to the springs and aquifer system in the state, and don't they show two dudes in wet suits shoving themselves down a 1m square hole to then swim/explore said aquifer. Then once they're down there, they show them swim-crawling one after the other through a long stretch/fissure in the limestone trying to find "the fast flowing water of the aquifer itself." My response?

You could not pay me enough to do that kind of research. You want me to put on a shake n' bake suit and walk up to a fresh pahoehoe flow with nothing but a rock hammer, a coffee can of water, and a go get 'em attitude? Sure, sign me the fuck up. Go swimming underground in random fissure that have formed because water has eroded the limestone away and said aquifer could collapse and trap you at any point in time? Absolutely not, my dude!

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for all those "mArTy NeVeR dRoPpEd ThE gLoVeS" people (i was one of them)

please don't ask what game this is, i have no idea, still trying to work it out

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Oh Marty

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Captain Clutch doing Captain Clutch things...

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I spent this past weekend manning a table at our local college on their Hockey Fights Cancer weekend, to raise money toward the tail end of our Men Wear Pink Campaign. My coworker, Mark, & I already blasted the doors off our $2500 pledge by bringing in $4911 during the month of October, but we knew we could do better whilst also helping the school build their Hockey Fights Cancer weekend back to what it used to be pre-COVID.

Not only did my group, as well as 3 other MWP Ambassadors, raise money for research, but we got to celebrate a fabulous group of survivors each night. Tyler is a Stage 4 Colon Cancer survivor and SUNY Plattsburgh alumni who, coincidentally, got the call that he is now in 100% remission on his way to the PSU Field House Friday night to drop the ceremonial game puck (even though the evil MVP Insurance bro messed that up. Saturday night's honorary puck drop survivor, Jackie, is also a dear friend of my mama llama (they bonded over similar breast cancer diagnoses.)

Thank you so much to the community for showing up and helping us raise an additional $3100 to meet our $75000 goal for fiscal year 2025. Thank you to my fellow ambassadors, Sonny, Brian, Scott, and Brayden for the laughs this weekend. And thank you to SUNY Plattsburgh for letting us partner with you on this program.

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I'm honestly surprised we haven't grown any mutant animals around the lab considering the amount of growth media and people food/garbage that gets tossed in our dumpster on the regular. This group of chonksters has been with us since the spring, and Big Daddy Chonk actually tries to climb our glass front doors to "speak to the manager" on the regular. Jokes on you, buddy...I'm the front end manager and you can stay as forever wild as the motto of our ADKs.