hi

rachel 26yo // gemini // hufflepuff // ENFP

[vexheart]

[ruinedchildhood]

[awkwrdbydefault]

I'm back bitches

[sunflowerbutch]

im waking up to ash and dust i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts

[coolxatu]

outfit idea

[peppapigvevo]

this took me out

[tiktoks-we-like]

[androdragynous]

Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Biggest fucking mood.

[sinnahsaint]

They’re also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

they’re also meant to make you fight the english. don’t forget that part.

[fool-errant]

My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and he’d just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. I’d be working on art for class so I’d open the window and listen. I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldn’t hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme. 

[budgiekazoo]

[angry-cajun-lady]

Holyshit that is the most interesting thing I’ve heard in awhile

[froborr]

Holy shit yes

[seshrat]

every time i read “straight people” i automatically picture the pixies from fairly odd parents

[seshrat]

[jtwarnock-deactivated20160223]

These kind of posts make me think bad of gay people. If you want to talk about how straight people are “closed-minded” then just look at this post. How do they expect to ever be respected if they constantly talk about straight people in this way. It really irritates me when I see posts like these.

[seshrat]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[spikespiegell]

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[brunhiddensmusings]

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

[harmonyblast]

“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”

[sappho-and-the-lesbos]

[catboyizuru-moved]

new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

[masonelliott-deactivated2020102]

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

[found-bodies]

[skrytch]

also

[batmansymbol]

to this day i am flat-out stunned by the way the pirates of the caribbean theme PERFECTLY evokes a jaunty swashbuckler riding atop the bowsprit of a magnificent—yet foreboding!—18th century galleon, from whose mainmast the jolly roger flaps spectacularly in a high wind. like? how’d you do it? some cellos? how.

[hanszimmr]

the power of hans zimmer

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

dude honestly...............radioactive.....radioactive....

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[floralseokkie]

everyone who reblogs this before March 1st will get either

a moodboard based on their blog theme

a moodboard based on their username

a moodboard based on pictures on their blog