cringe containment

self-ship blog. I date fucked up blue robots.

[awooships]

Hello. Somehow Wheatley and P03 have become my boyfriends. No, I don’t know how it got to this point. I am sorry.

Edit: Doopliss is here now. He didn't want to be left out

[awooships]

I call P03 'P' for short. Unfortunately it sounds like 'pee'

He's pee

[inkedintothepaper]

“I can fix him” I don’t even need to. My issues are cancelling his out like pemdas.

[shiftythrifting]

Computer BudVase ™️ Flying Pig Thrift, St Paul, MN

I'll take 20

[memorycycle]

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

[rosetower]

this post always makes me so emo... here's me next to my ceiling fan that i turned off for the first time in months to draw

[memorycycle]

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now

[organisminparadise]

Wyd after drinking the Linux slurpee

[awooships]

If I ask nice do you think P03 will bot the Pokemon Center site to score me some Pokemon cards

[awooships]

So here's the thing. If P03 did like you, he wouldn't accept your eventual death as an inferior organic being. Not if he has anything to say about it. You've seen the M3atB0t. The Mycologists will do crazy experiments for him. You're getting Plasma Jimmy'd.

[awooships]

P03: So if you were a machine would you want legs or wheels?

You: Idk I'd have to think about it. Why?

P03: ...no reason

[awooships]

So here's the thing. If P03 did like you, he wouldn't accept your eventual death as an inferior organic being. Not if he has anything to say about it. You've seen the M3atB0t. The Mycologists will do crazy experiments for him. You're getting Plasma Jimmy'd.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Machine Contest Round 1

PO3 (inscryption)

Wheatley

Voting ended onJun 22, 2025

[awooships]

Underrated Ap-Sap line. Imagine trying to stretch a ski mask over his stupid orb body.

[coolcabinet]

"Ohh okay so you would like date Wheatley if he was a human or something"

no. the ball.

[awooships]

Found an ancient self ship doodle. The paper this was on is from nearly 10 years ago.

[memintomori]

mario kart world dlc

[wooflecopter-deactivated2025070]

what is my problem

[homoquartz]

i don’t understand people who love a problematic character but get angry when people mention the evil things that character did. like, that’s your man! he’s proud he did all that, support his hobbies!

[awooships]

Go to the mattress store with Wheatley and he'd mention "testing them out " but he doesn't mean it in a suggestive way. He literally wants you to place him on each and every mattress to see how comfortable they are. Maybe drop him from a small height so he can bounce wheeeee