Awsmemuffin

MJ/uni student/19

[synergygabriel]

Okay: What about a fic with the other's POV. Like the team ships Moreid so much and they are just gushing like crazy over how obliviously adorable the two are. Love, Garcia Anon

OOHHH H H H H  H YE  S

So Hotch is like >.> when he notices but they’re so cute he doesn’t want to say anything, so he ‘accidentally’ forgets to book enough hotel rooms at one point, so okay the girls need to share too, but then so do Morgan and Reid and it means they don’t need to ask for the double room, they just get one. He’s also careful to try and send them into the field together so they can get a little more alone time than they would have any other way

Rossi just sorta look on with a big grin like :DDD because he’s so glad to see them happy because he’s Uncle Rossi innit so he starts leaving them little secret presents like tiny chocolates and stuff and holding a few more parties at his mansion because watching them both arrive together in suits then stumble over excuses about why they showed up at the same

JJ lets Reid and Morgan babysit Henry a few times so she and Will can go out and when Henry starts calling Morgan Uncle Derek she melts and quickly turns around so Reid can kiss Morgan 

Prentiss likes to poke fun at them and play a game with JJ and Rossi of how close can you come to walking in on them without seeing anything. She wins when she walks in on a messy haired Reid stumbling backwards across Morgan’s office clearing his throat and and readjusting his tie saying that he was just showing Morgan a scar he got from an unsub and saying it still hurt and he knows Morgan’s got more scars and yeah oh look at the time he’s got work to do

Garcia was the first one to find out about them and she couldn’t stop smiling, so now whenever they’re alone in the same room she just averts her eyes and goes to do something else rather than watching the CCTV. That, or she watches the other cameras so if someone’s coming she can call Morgan to keep the secret safe -w-

(Morgan and Reid only find out everyone else knows when Rossi throws them a happy one year anniversary party!)

[aspiringcaligirl-deactivated202]

[bitchevans]

[drvideogames-deactivated2013092]

contrary to popular belief, rome was actually built in a day. new information from our hidden sources confirm “caesar like totally went ham on those bricks, he fucking built so much shit it was amazing”

[beatnikdaddio]

admiring the stockings. 1940’s.

[romanimp]

#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS

[edteachs-adhd-spiral]

Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)

[spart117mc-blog]

Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out.’ We’re going to get rid of them.”

“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’

“And he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’

“Then I looked at him, and I said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the drivers—every woman in the WAC detachment—and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us—then I’ll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.’

“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’

- The Gay Metropolis: The Landmark History of Gay Life in America

[sevenswansons-blog]

I’ve reblogged this before but it didn’t have these comments and HOLY HOT DAMN DID IT NEED THEM.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is my most favourite of stories about this time period okay <3

[portiasdegeneres-deactivated201]

[elfinmirror]

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

the donkey fucked a dragon

[swagintherain]

Please, read this story told by the real guy, who witnessed everything on his own. He is not from BLM. He’s not a hater. But these situations made him almost cry over the unfairness. This is outrageous! How can our world carry such bastards who glory in their strength, who     abuse their power? The story must be spread out to show once more that the police has to be controlled and has to be punished for their unlawful actions.

#StopPoliceBrutality

#BLM

[crimeshetyped]

wow, just wow

[rosetylr]

drop the idea that you need some deep philosophical meaning behind your tattoo, if you got a tattoo simply because its aesthetically pleasing and for no other reason then good for you 

[carrot-gallery]

aestheticism is the theory of art for art’s sake, and was championed by Oscar Wilde with the belief that surrounding oneself with beautiful things can directly influence the person one becomes. im taking a class on it. so basically every time u get a cool tattoo or a brooch u find in an antique store or a pretty wall print ‘just because u like it,’ Oscar Wilde is nodding approvingly

[dead-blog-go-to-artgoddex-deact]

My sole mission in life is to make Oscar Wilde’s ghost approve of me

[angry-eevee]

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

[galren]

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’d like to think that Jessie’s girl grew up and gave birth to a girl named Stacy.

[unicornmish]

touchy boyfriends (✿◠‿◠)

[guardians-of-the-food]

Grilled Corn with Jalapeno Honey Butter

[cull3nblaze]

I don’t know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do.

[micdotcom]

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

[coffeecrowo]

Oh look! What a pretty night sky fortune teller!! Let’s open it and see what we find?… Oh god.

[ferrisbueller]

Sofia Boutella & Karl Urban solo Star Trek: Beyond posters.

[hoths-deactivated20220421]

is there a smell comparable to space ? i assume we dont know because we would die if we tried to smell it but thats so cool

yeah if humans tried to smell space just like that, we’d die, no doubt about it 

but the smell of space lingers on spacewalk suits, and docking hatches when astronauts open them!

apparently, space itself smells like burning hot metal, or a hot barbeque grill with a slight hint of spent gasoline. The moon, apparently, smells like a gun after its been shot!

The coolest thing about it all is that the smell is actually what are left of dying stars- it’s literally the smell of stardust, and the particles smell like that because they’re so rich in hydrocarbons- something so very essential to life, and speculated by a lot of astronomers and astrobiologists and such to be the very thing life on earth started from!

another neat fact is that no two solar systems smell the same- ours smells like that because our solar system in particular is extremely rich in carbon, and other solar systems and places in the universe will have extremely different smells depending on what elements are most abundant in their system!