pow pow pow

butch dog, 20s, occasional NSFW

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

[pitbolshevik]

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

[pitbolshevik]

iirc it was like this terf who was absolutely fuming because her brother was dating a trans woman and she started claiming that she was clearly male socialized because the terf made quesadillas for dinner and the trans woman was like "wow :) this is really good, what is it?" and if she was a REAL woman she would instinctively KNOW what a quesadilla is

anyway it turns out the reason the poor woman didn't know what it was was because the terf had used hummus instead of cheese for some fucking reason so it wasn't even a quesadilla

[incisedwound]

[tosety]

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

[gothhabiba]

you want me to be your what? oh! well, I mean, this is kind of sudden, but I might be down to—oh, it just involves—oh, I would just be, like, reading your fanfic? and telling you if it’s good? yeah, no, sure, I can do that

[textonly]

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[payneszayn-blog]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 30th of september, 2012.

[7dmom]

Your uncle was hunted by puppets that is crazy I actually had two uncles who got hunted by puppets and they got hunted without any smoked meats or puppet knives to defend themselves so I basically know what you're talking about but even better when you think about it and I come from a proud lineage of puppet huntlets but yeah I totally get what you are saying even if you say it less beautifully than I me

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[obscuretobyfox]

[dogpuppy]

[crimewave420]

have you gotten pussy for being tumblr famous?

[loiswasadevil]

Its a meme to some but it's genuinely fucking endearing and I've never even heard the original, i wasn't sure if this was an original-- but I just keep listening to it over and over. I love it. Thank you.

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[cali]

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

[watermelonjeager-deactivated201]

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

[txn]

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

what about stingy from lazy town

[knightsickness]

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing