punchy fight girl and killer android edition
change wording and pronouns as needed! trigger warnings for mentioned violence - the action-oriented edition
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Sounds stupid. Without a little violence, what’s the point?
Now that’s my kind of action.
I tried to read a newspaper once but I couldn’t find the funny pages.
Alright. Let’s go, hero. After you.
You change your mind, you come find me.
Don’t I get a say in all this?
Sounds like it doesn’t matter what I want.
You know what? Fine. I’m done.
When are we leaving, hot shot?
Still won the fight, didn’t I?
Oh, I like it when you get cheeky, love.
Well, at least you’ve given us something to laugh at for a while.
Just shut up and go along with the plan.
Isn’t thinking too much what got you into this mess in the first place?
In my opinion, it’s a miracle you’re alive.
Any closer and we’re gonna be more than just friends.
I think we’ve been spotted.
I got it. You can thank me anytime now.
Important enough to get paid you mean, right?
Or worse, they might get pissed off enough to put a bullet in your head.
This place hasn’t been empty long.
Somethin’ isn’t right. We should get out of here.
Good job, leadfoot. Why don’t I just shoot both of us in the head now and save us the trouble.
Ugh, leave the science stuff to the brain-guys and let’s go.
Believe me… I want your help, but I’m scared.
I’m scared that you’ll hear the truth and that I’ll lose you as a friend.
It might be a longshot, but it’s the only lead I’ve got.
You think that’s low? Just wait. The story gets much worse.
Strange terminology. It sounds complicated.
Minimizing my exposure to civilians is a priority…
That’s a relief. I was afraid we might actually waste time on this.
You don’t owe anyone an apology.
I won’t start the fight. Still going to finish it, though
I’m not sure he’d be up for my kind of work.
Our intelligence indicates that you have a strong sense of duty. This is the most important duty you will ever undertake.
I’ll be back to check on you later. I trust you’ll keep your eyes and ears open for me.
I admit it, I didn’t think this would actually work.
Strange. Why smash the tanks?
I’ve heard all of these facts a dozen times, at least.
I don’t know why anyone would live near the ocean. Who knows what might crawl out of it?
Does that engine have power?
Strange. People were living here the last time I came through. Now, nothing.
Why dig this here? Were they looking for something?
Look at this place. Talk about humble beginnings…
Learning from books? Not exactly efficient.
I strongly advise that you reconsider. We might not get this opportunity again.
Was that supposed to be a joke?
Come on… put some clothes on.
Two things I can’t stand - heights, and being wet.
That’s what I call negotiating.
You’re pretty damn persuasive when you want to be.
I won’t ask why you’re reading a book meant for children.
Huh. Maybe we’re more alike than I thought.
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