“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
KIROKAZE
No title available
Xuebing Du
Cosmic Funnies

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Today's Document

@theartofmadeline

No title available
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
No title available

ellievsbear

tannertan36

titsay

Origami Around
Peter Solarz
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n

seen from India

seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Egypt

seen from Netherlands

seen from Netherlands
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Poland

seen from Malaysia
seen from China
@aycorn-squash
“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
Is it easier to eat the treat while upsidedown?
July 1st
--
If you've seen this on here, it's probably reposted and uncredited, but screw it. My post now.
✨My scarecrow Perzival ✨
A mischievous and eccentric scarecrow wizard! Who brings chaos to the countryside. With a twisted sense of humor, he spends his days devising elaborate pranks to startle and scare unsuspecting passersby in the fields, constantly training his loyal crows to steal shiny trinkets and valuables from unsuspecting villagers.
Orange and pink is a godly color combination. Orange typically isn't everyone's favorite color but she absolutely shines when she's with her girlfriend
My most stereotypically white person habit is I really do LOVE saying “looks like we got here at the right time” if a place gets crowded after we’ve been seated
What do you want to happen to your body when you die?
cremated/burned
buried
mummification or some shit like that
entombed in a mausoleum of some kind, above ground
I haven't thought about it but I don't really care
I've thought about it a lot and decided I don't care
I have some weird hyperspecific request that I'm excited to tell in the notes
Without looking it up, what is a petard?
Machinery similar to a crane
A kind of pants with suspenders
A small bomb
Never a physical object, a metaphor for arrogance
A large hook
A personal assistant
None of the above
I have never heard this word before
i haven't seen this here yet so heads up
Here’s the link with instructions on how to opt out of arbitration.
Did you know that when you agree to Etsy's Terms of Use, you agree never to join in a class action lawsuit against them, no matter what they
I actually wouldn't get by without my Etsy and there's nowhere else I'd be able to go that makes as much money. lol
I get missing the Honeymoon Phase of the relationship once you're out of it but like what is a relationship if not Hanging Out. There is no higher form of love, of human connection, than Hanging Out. Why would you ever give up on that. All of mankind's endeavors, the very instinct wired into us as biological creatures, all of it points towards the holiness inherent to Just Chilling With Someone
the night is still young. i can do yoga and use my oil pastels. i can cut another fruit. i can write in my journal. i can make a poem. i can invite the figure outside my window in
hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun
I go feral for antiques. Who held you? Who loved you? How did you end up here, with me?
cats are such decadent little beasts like look at this thang
What a pose... truly fantastic
every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item
Remembering how once many years ago I was walking downhill at a trail in a forest with some other people when I felt something slam into my back, and I reflexively ran forward still feeling whatever it was, like something had leapt onto my back and was clinging there the whole way down. I got to the bottom of the hill and stumbled to the side and a cyclist shot past just saying “SORRY!” According to everyone else, the bike basically hit me square in the back, pushed me all the way down the hill, and my legs by maybe pure reflex just literally “ran with it,” like this:
Somehow I didn’t get hurt by it at all
To answer common questions, I believe they did hit the brakes and simply slid all the way down, and I believe they did yell during this event but I couldn’t have distinguished that from anyone else yelling since there were many adjacent people. It was partially nobody’s fault because it was a strange bike path made by locals rather than an official legal park of any kind, the hill was probably built too steep plus it was dry and dusty